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00:22:17
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1981
[IN DEEP VOICE] Don't you want a washboard stomach...
...make a mess and a big man in coverall will clean it up?
By sciatic, you mean...
...and rock-hard pec?
[TREEGER GRUNTS]
Unless you want to practice the fox trot. Or the tango?
You're clogging up the chute I just unclogged.
That's not prison lingo, is it?
Then these policemen thought I was a whore too.
She's like this lycra, spandex-covered, gym treat.
Instead, he'll evict you. See you later!
- You got us evicted? - I told you not to go down there.
...Monica's illegally sublet her grandmother's place.
Yeah. So, um, tell me, Rick, how did you injure the area?
Next time, try to distract yourself.
You're clog up the chute I just unclog.
That was amazing! We totally nailed it!
No, it is forbid.
He almost danced me right down that garbage chute.
They use all these phrases and peppiness to confuse you.
...Monica's illegally subletting her grandmother's place.
My first massage is this incredibly gorgeous guy.
And somehow we ended up with a joint checking account.
The old condom ring in the leather just doesn't say "cool" anymore.
Suddenly I'm very aware I'm naked.
He said really mean things that were only partly true.
I'd definitely pay more for that.
Yeah, absolutely.
Plus, it was probably mostly my fault anyway.
That was amazing! We totally nailed it!
- What? - You just did a little dancy thing.
No, I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.
Would you spend time on my sciatic area? It's killing me.
No, I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.
This isn't some kind of girly dance.
[UPBEAT SWING MUSIC PLAYING]
- Show me some "manly" moves. - All right.
We're doomed.
He's too shy.
I have an enormous crush on you.