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00:29:50
Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross
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but he did say the word, "oculus," a whole bunch.
a spiteful and vindictive megalomaniac with unlimited funds.
And being a Satanist just means you're ugly,
It... it's a little term of endearment we have around the house.
♪ With the strike support scalpel since the Holocaust ♪
But before you go ahead and get a little brown boner in your pants,
♪ I come prepared with the white suit and stethoscope ♪
to be killed by a drone inside the United States.
So what? We just won't breakup.
♪ Dr. Octagon, paramedic fetus of the East ♪
"CEO and chief innovator Gavin Belson
Yeah. I heard them on speakerphone,
- 'cause he's a bit of a moron. - Moron?
was chemically castrate, he got a lot less annoying.
Peter was thinking about a fully decentralize Internet?
'cause Erlich was neti-potting.
to bid against Coleman Blair on an app entitle SeeFood.
We shatter that limit at TechCrunch Disrupt.
Peter never foresaw the ubiquity
unless compression surpass the theoretical limit
I bet you're being catfish by Gavin himself.
He pretend like he's all dry and witty,
"There are unconfirmed reports that Belson violate Hooli protocol
I mean, Look, look. "The Internet we deserve." (chuckles)
Ed Chen bailed and dump the whole thing on me.
"Belson will be succeed by 'Action' Jack Barker.
I purposefully started to wade around in the pool.
I'm acutely aware, Jack.
was chemically castrated, he got a lot less annoying.
Or, I mean, I guess, technically, I bought one there.
I mean, you do realize I'm literally the only person
Okay. So, not crazy. Opposite. You poor idiots.
it was basically the same thing.
I might as well walk somewhere specific.
Shut up. Gavin wouldn't come after me personally.
♪ Back and forth, left wing swing to North ♪
♪ I do indeed in greed explore, meet the patients ♪
Exactly. But this, I mean, this is...
- but it turns out I was fucking right. - (door opens, closes)
a spiteful and vindictive megalomaniac with unlimited funds.
a spiteful and vindictive megalomaniac with unlimited funds.
like by confessing that your badass takedown
of a bloated and inept bureaucracy,
of a bloated and inept bureaucracy,
"There are unconfirmed reports that Belson violated Hooli protocol
- Oh, wow. - Mia is a legit hacker.
Peter Gregory knew the value of a completely decentralized Internet.
What's better than octopus recipe?
but he's just a monotone piece of shit.
Jack, I'm speechless. I'm embarrassed to say it,
and got us two-hundo-thou sight unseen.
I had a way to delete the underage accounts