Name: A Million Little Fibers
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) minge

All she does is work, never gives her old minge a nice rub now and again.
2) twit

- Oh, you stupid twit! - Don't call me a twit, Geraldo!
3) accomplice

may be an accomplice in this as well.
4) bugger

What the... You missed me, you stupid bugger!
5) moustache

and this fake moustache?
6) baguette

The Louvre right over there, behind you. And fresh baguette all around.
7) knickers

Plus we need some fresh knickers right away.
8) bloke

That bloke on the show today, the one Oprah supported.
9) accusation

What proof do you have of this accusation?
10) waiter

Well, what about the new waiter?
11) neighbour

Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
12) chopper

I want a chopper! You got that? And a jet waiting at the airport!
13) mound

I'm either puking up mound of chocolate cake
14) bastard

You killed him, you bastard!
15) temptation

Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
16) sack

Well, you know what I think, Towelie? I think you're a lying sack of...
17) asshole

It is yet unconfirmed but believed that Oprah's asshole
18) torch

Audience, if you look under your seats you'll find your very own torch!

1) embellish

Was it that you thought embellish the story was okay if it helped people?
2) puke

I'm either puking up mounds of chocolate cake
3) discredit

You'd like to see her discredit, wouldn't you?
4) spout

Ample parking day or night People spout, "Howdy, neighbour"
5) bastard

Assholes need stimulation, too, you bastard.
6) swamp

I know. I'm swamp! I've got no help here!
7) sweep

Okay, that might work better since it's sweep week...
8) warn

- I'm warn you! - Put it down, I said!
9) dare

How dare you lie to me and make me look foolish!
10) smell

Oh, Gary, that smell awful. Now I'm gonna throw up.
11) trap

I'm always trap in these stuffy pantsuits.
12) screw

Oh, man, I really screw up this time.
13) hang

"I am a person who often gets hung out to dry by all those around me."
14) shoot

Jesus, Minge! You killed him! You shot him dead!
15) lie

You lie to all these people, and for what? To make money!
16) publish

If I just write a book about my life, I can get it publish
17) murder

We're sorry we tried to burn you and murder you before.
18) bet

I bet people can't wait to read my memoirs.

1) emotionally

What would that do to you emotionally?
2) okay

Everything okay here?
3) definitely

All right, look, all you need to know is that I am definitely not Oprah's asshole.
4) sometimes

You talk in your book how you would sometimes
5) finally

- Is it as wonderful as I hoped? - It's beautiful. We finally made it.
6) quite

It could make Oprah Winfrey look quite foolish.
7) therefore

You lied to me, Towelie, and therefore you have lied to America.
8) often

"I am a person who often gets hung out to dry by all those around me."
9) fast

But you have to think of something fast, and getting high makes you smart.
10) else

- How do we get proof? - We get somebody else to do it.
11) ever

I'm sorry to tell you this, sir, but nobody is ever going to publish your memoirs.
12) sure

Yeah, it sure was.
13) least

At least I got to see Paris before I...
14) once

Once in a while I come across a book
15) always

I'm always trapped in these stuffy pantsuits.
16) never

All she does is work, never gives her old minge a nice rub now and again.
17) again

Oh, God, there she goes again.
18) live

Joining us live from Afghanistan, here is Geraldo Rivera.

1) unconfirmed

It is yet unconfirmed but believed that Oprah's asshole
2) irresponsible

It's time for me to stop being so irresponsible.
3) depressing

I should write a book. It'd be much more depressing than his.
4) miserable

Shut up! Shut up, you miserable old cow,
5) foolish

she'll look right foolish.
6) risky

Not with those hostages so close. It's too risky!
7) acclaimed

author of the acclaimed book A Million Little Fibres.
8) investigative

The greatest investigative reporter of our time.
9) shocking

and I have come up with a shocking discovery
10) racist

and you've just spent two weeks supporting a lying, racist towel.
11) trivial

Well, just the small trivial fact
12) unstable

We don't have any time. This is the most unstable vagina I've ever talked to.
13) useless

The new waiter is useless. And I think he's high.
14) bored

I want attention. I'm bloody bored!
15) awful

Oh, Gary, that smells awful. Now I'm gonna throw up.
16) brave

Larry, this brave reporter has spent days investigating and researching,
17) dumb

Yeah! We want our money back, you dumb towel!
18) fascinating

Well, that's quite a fascinating story,

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