Name: Southbound and Down
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) tubercular

those tubercular in coach are. Excuse me?
2) bionic

Yeah, touchy thing, bionic. You were saying?
3) backseat

That's how we do backseat drivers.
4) kilo

Or kilo, or whatever.
5) trucker

with all this Burt Reynolds, Smokey trucker nonsense.
6) fart

The hat fart was technically a shart?
7) methadone

launders it in inner-city methadone clinics, and pumps it right back out
8) booze

In addition to sushi, booze and soft cheeses,
9) fascination

I will never understand his idiotic fascination
10) beep

Beep-boop. You are no longer a cripple.
11) choke

Cyril choke-banged you on a blimp?
12) nicotine

Hang on, I heard it was nicotine.
13) outlaw

because I personify outlaw country.
14) breaker

Breaker, breaker, you got your ears on, Snowball? Come back.
15) overdose

But I can't bang you if you die from an overdose!
16) chop

Sorry, I had to sell it. Chop, chop, get the lead out, lickbag!
17) satire

Oh. Okay, so then what's satire?
18) axle

In the blocker car, duh, if Cyril didn't just break the stupid axle.

1) misjudge

Okay, first of all, you have wildly misjudge our relationship!
2) launder

launder it in inner-city methadone clinics, and pumps it right back out
3) doze

I must've doze off!
4) kidnap

You're not getting kidnap just to boost your singing career!
5) invert

With an invert triple Needham.
6) underscore

underscore by sexual attraction?
7) haul

Did you tell anybody we were haul a shitload of coke?
8) owe

What could I possibly owe you?
9) dump

But what about the 100 pounds of coke you dump on the highway?
10) mess

Now both of our cars are mess up!
11) refuse

But it's tomorrow night and she refuse to fly!
12) quit

This quit being funny two hours ago!
13) shut

Oh, shut up. Seriously.
14) suppose

It's not suppose to be funny!
15) solve

Well, then, problem solve.
16) murder

because we're about to get murder for it!
17) bet

in craps you never bet on the hard way. Ow!
18) pump

launders it in inner-city methadone clinics, and pump it right back out

1) unbelievably

who, unbelievably, is even worse at this than at spying!
2) genuinely

it genuinely does not matter.
3) technically

The hat fart was technically a shart?
4) nowhere

nowhere in a car with T-tops and a four-barrel.
5) somehow

so now I need to make it back somehow!
6) somewhere

Somebody somewhere wants enough cocaine to forget they live there.
7) obviously

Obviously, you idiot!
8) apparently

Okay, so, apparently a big thing at truck stops is a game called craps.
9) definitely

Or definitely, or whatever.
10) possibly

What could I possibly owe you?
11) absolutely

Ha! Perfect, this is absolutely perfect!
12) extremely

And one extremely flat tire, so.
13) exactly

Exactly the opposite of how it works.
14) quite

The quite-soon-to-be-number-one country singer in America?
15) actually

Yeah, you're not actually pay... Ow!
16) kind

And for what it's worth, we all kind of liked you the way you were!
17) enough

It's bad enough I have to drive 24 hours straight.
18) though

Shut up. Seriously, though.

1) supe

to pro-abortion supe PACs!
2) unspeakable

You can do unspeakable things to and/or on me!
3) elitist

And not to sound elitist, but neither are people who need
4) idiotic

I will never understand his idiotic fascination
5) subcutaneous

That's just subcutaneous adipose tissue!
6) incompetent

Yeah, Mother, nine whole minutes start to finish, what an incompetent boob.
7) crooked

Crooked cops? Yes!
8) ironic

Man, and here you are without your gun, that's pretty ironic, huh?
9) addictive

It's the world's most addictive drug!
10) ridiculous

Let Sterling deal with this in that ridiculous blocker car.
11) delicate

Well, speaking for the tiny, delicate life blossoming inside me,
12) deaf

Seriously, thanks for the deaf baby.
13) loud

What, how are you all so goddamn loud?
14) precious

Thank you, Krieger, for once again giving me the precious gift of legs.
15) damn

So shut up and drive the damn bus!
16) triple

With an inverted triple Needham.
17) emotional

that's gotta be a real knee to the old emotional nut sack.
18) stupid

In the blocker car, duh, if Cyril didn't just break the stupid axle.

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