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00:21:55
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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FROND: Yeah, Tina, we get it.
How about a bandanna?
at your orthodontist's.
Great. Let's close up this slop shop
I'm gonna be the most fun chaperone you ever worked with.
Armpit farts? Hmm, I'd... Yeah, I'd do that.
Armpit fart? Hmm, I'd... Yeah, I'd do that.
The crotch, the throat and the eyes, in that order.
Yes, sweetie?
Okay, that's a damn good disguise, but the jig is up.
Well... I could wear a disguise.
They come in camouflage or pink camouflage.
"How do you poop in space?"
Aw, party sham-poopers.
But your motto is "You're always welcome
you should sit by the aisle.
Smells like chlorine. Nice!
GENE: Let's get these two crazy kids to the altar!
You shush. Sorry.
You really embarrass me tonight.
To be fair, I chew weird.
She's gonna be wander around up there all night.
we sneak into the hotel to see Tina ask her question
I can't believe Tina ditch me
"Who inspire you to go to space?"
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Welcome to the Rejected Moms Club.
LOUISE: Yep. She belong to the hotel now.
(laughs) Oh, he hung up.
Your mom is ban. A lot.
You invite Teddy? We kept it small.
and your wife threw shampoo bottles into it.
I accidentally push the "door open" button. Bye, Mom. (bell dings)
Then I guess you're cool with your face being draw on.
is being deliver by none other than Bernadette Baker.
(exhales) I'm losing Tina.
I accidentally pushed the "door open" button. Bye, Mom. (bell dings)
I mean, she definitely meant it.
Absolutely, yeah.
a woman who is truly out of this world,
Linda, what did you do, exactly?
Sometimes it takes her hours.
Magic Mike? Finally?
What if, instead of going home,
Me, too. We're gonna stay up late
Mm-hmm. It's almost as good
as actually hanging out with Dillon and talking to her.
Hey, it kind of worked that time. Yeah.
Good chaperoning, though.
I'm so glad we're rooming together.
Maybe something else.
I'm gonna be the most fun chaperone you ever worked with.
You sure you don't want to scrap it out with me?
Well, at least that's got "party" in the title.
She thinks I'm embarrassing.
Price tag. You would have looked ridiculous.
You're going lip bald!
Okay, that's a damn good disguise, but the jig is up.
outer space, determination and karate.
To be fair, I chew weird.
Ha. It's not the silent treatment,
Right. That's not completely sad.
Listen up. This is an overnight field trip.
It's my tough voice.
It's okay.
She's so mad at the Moon. I love it.
We're roomies. That's so sweet.
It's a serious question.
That's right, random new friend.
To be fair, I chew weird.
Enjoy all that extra room without their boobs in the way?
Oh, my God. This is perfect.