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00:21:26
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
5
Yay! My little bedbug!
Aah! Zombie pastrami!
Ooh, yes! Should we go get some gelato?
Sad face, sad face, sad face, turd. Send.
from when I was in an a cappella group in college.
I'm in. I like a little shiver in my liver.
She signed it "genitals genitals."
I can't help it! I'm having a flashback!
LINDA [on TV]: You ready to flush the poopy, sweetie?
I'm burning through canister here. [inhales loudly]
WAITER: Can I take your plates?
He's a trooper. Good boy, Lars.
someone sang to a certain poop
Ruthanne is the slowest eater I know. [laughs]
that looks like a war bunker or a-a dungeon,
This movie's ruining roast beef sandwiches for me.
Zombies in a deli? I'll have some of that on rye.
It's in that locker right there.
-Were you asleep? -Uh, I might have doze off.
-[squeaking, Bob shrieks] -The rat just graze my foot.
I need something over here. I'm starving.
-I have invert arms. -Oh.
-Huh. -The word "PAL" is capitalize.
And after she sings to it, she flush it and then cries.
I unlock it! And there's a key!
and then he propose.
[sniffs] Smells like old fries in here.
But it's also funny. I mean, in a really mess up way.
A bunch of people get trap in a Jewish deli.
I thought I destroy that tape.
You were suppose to say, "Let me get back to you"
You're the one who invite everyone over.
-We escape! -[Ruthanne whoops]
I bet I know where the key is.
Okay, Lin, fine. I promise I won't complain
She pull out her calendar and everything.
Okay, okay. I accidentally sent you a text that said
I mean, he was practically winking.
and she said, "We should do a double date sometime."
Look, I'll distract the animals somehow
I personally am feeling mortified.
But my psychic says I definitely do,
If you absolutely need to leave the escape room
Look, this is extremely awkward.
and do an escape room instead?
-I'm here for you. -Uh, you're kind of close, Tina.
You're not really locked inside, Bob.
Yeah, I'm gonna hit it with a hammer pretty soon.
It happened so fast.
♪ We go great together♪
I've never gotten a text from anybody else.
That's, like, the most athletic you've ever been.
Sure. Sure. Sure, sure.
-you'll ever see. -Top ten, at least.
Look, this is extremely awkward.
Oops, "gelato" auto-typed to "genital."
-Were you asleep? -Uh, I might have dozed off.
Okay, Zeke. Little bit of an eager beaver.
Lin, this is an awful date.
I mean, it was awful, but I feel kind of brave and smart?
Just say "no," but in a really indirect way.
Oh! Oh, oh, I'm stuck.
but at the ripe old age of 13,
We were just telling everyone how excited we are
Wow, it's so dirty in here! Really authentic.
has a weird laugh. That's all I know.
Sad face, sad face, sad face, turd. Send.
Lars is my emotional support dog.
-It's okay. -I was talking to Lars.
No, it's too obvious, Ruthanne.
-[groaning] -She doesn't feel pain because she's not alive.
The fifth. Oh! The last number on the lock must be 5!