New here? Create a new Account
Move to the previous cue
Move to the next cue
Increase size of captions
Decrease size of captions
Translate current cue
00:22:44
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
2806
...and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail.
[SOBBING]
Relax. You're only at nine centimeter, and the baby's at zero station.
- What? What? What? - Leg cramp, leg cramp.
Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? Um, no.
- Okay, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Unh. PHOEBE: Ooh.
But when I spoke to her, she said she'd already passed the mucus plug.
[ROSS GRUNTS]
["TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR" PLAYING ON MOBILE]
[RACHEL GASPS]
["TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR" PLAYING ON MOBILE]
[ROSS & SUSAN GASPING]
[CHANDLER MIMICS STATIC CRACKLING]
But soon they'll grow up And resent you so much
Now they're yell at you And you don't know why
What is that? Something exploded.
What do you mean, "back to Jordy"? We never landed on Jordy.
- Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. - Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
[CAROL SCREAMS]
Shut up. You know, it's a rebuild year. You...
Okay, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
So I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one.
I mean, if someone was having my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it.
...and it's a boy, definitely a boy.
- Fifteen more seconds. Fourteen, 13, 12... - Count faster.
No, I am not alone. Joey's here.
And sometimes I may be away longer...
Nope, this is pretty much it.
Okay. Uh, look, maybe I should just go.
- Look at you, dressy-dress. - Yeah.
Okay, you are really frightening me.
- "Stopped for a Chunky." - Let it go, Ross.
Okay, who wants to hear something ironic?
- Are you trying to be clever? - You are so threatened by me.
I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.
[SINGING] They're tiny and chubby And so sweet to touch
Instead I'm stuck in a closet with you.
It's just the luckiest baby in the whole world.
What, it's okay when Chandler does it?