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00:22:50
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Who the winny-binny boy?
Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle?
He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.
Lather, rinse, repeat
And right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
My brother has a slight phobia about needles.
Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil?
I'll clean the cappuccino machine!
Remember when I stuck that broom in your spokes...
My uterus just skipped a beat.
I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then whoosh!
And lather, rinse, repeat
Double-jointed boy
Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand?
No, no. I'm sorry, it's, ahem:
That's okay. I'm sorry I poisoned you.
...and swirl it around.
And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget
My uterus just skipped a beat.
Lather, rinse, repeat
...if there's any way to treat this orally?
Uh. Did I accidentally drop a condom in your case?
And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget
Then slowly turn away
Come on, seriously.
- Oh, my God! - Uh. It's definitely getting worse.
Oh, look at you! You did pretty well.
Maybe it's me.
You probably did everything you could.
And I'm sorry I almost broke your hand. Ha, ha.
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Cranky Pants.
But then "Smelly Cat"? Oh.
We're two heterosexual guys hanging with the son...
No, I'm not some sloppy second, you know, charity band.
No, I didn't. I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
Ahem. I'm allergic to kiwi.
You're just going to have to be brave. Can you do that for me?
What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Cranky Pants.