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00:22:08
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Unless you want to spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.
Harboring a fugitive? That's one-to-three years minimum.
- Do me a favor, sweetie. Taste this. - What? Why?
Here we go! Pivot!
Okay, dime.
Your fingerprint were all over my badge so I ran them through the computer.
Wait a second. So, what precinct are you with?
Ugh, you kept count? You are such a loser!
- What are you saying? - I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.
You smell like a meadow.
Is that my sweatshirt?
Look, I drew a sketch of how we'll do it.
Didn't you say there was, um, an elevator in here?
...as, uh, flatter as I am...
I would be offend, but Monica is freakishly strong, so...
- What are you saying? - I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.
Unless you want to spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.
Yes, it is. I'm sorry. I borrow it. I was cold. I hope it's okay.
Are you saying I smell bad?
Are you attract to Monica?
Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You can get arrest.
Look, it involve Monica.
- What's that suppose to mean? - Ross.
The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.
I bet somebody's missing that badge.
Look, I drew a sketch of how we'll do it.
I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so...
Closeness, schmosness! There was three of us, for crying out loud!
My friend Fritzi's been Number 11 forever. This could be her year!
Certainly think a lot of yourself.
Something didn't quite add up there.
The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
Oh, yeah. It's actually in my bedroom.
I kind of had a dream.
I think that's wrong, but there's a connect-the-dots in here for you later.
I gotta ask you, though. How did you know where to find me?
We're, uh, not together.
Who else is in Vice up there?
But you shouldn't. So don't ever do that again.
Suddenly, through no fault of my own, I became irresistible to her!
In fact, I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore.
That's right. You are so busted.
...all of a sudden you're jealous that I've become the apartment stud.
I don't like looking foolish.
That's ridiculous. He lives three blocks away.
Yeah. Sipowitz. Yeah. Big guy, kind of bald.
...all of a sudden you're jealous that I've become the apartment stud.
Oh, impressive.
You're the prettiest fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
All right, yeah, I'd better take it back. I'm totally drunk with power.
Not as impressive as you. I looked at your record and you've done some weird stuff.
I'd like to return this couch. I'm not satisfied with it.