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00:21:58
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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What? Are you saying, that I'm a pushover? I'm not a pushover.
Want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch the show at his place?
Maybe I could be a waiter.
So's your apron. You're wearing it like a cape.
Can you cover for me? I got an audition.
Dude! You have got to turn on Behind The Music.
You guys know they have naked chick in there, right?
They print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism.
And monkey can't write out prescriptions.
See, I was a regular on a soap opera, you know?
She's not gonna find them, lying in the grass like that.
A smile goes a long way.
It's kind of embarrassing. I mean, I was an actor, now I'm a waiter.
And what may be perceive as high maintenance...
So you stole my joke and you stole my money?
The reason I was lean a little bit more toward Rachel than you...
You should be arguing over who gets blame for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world.
I guess if I'm hang out here, I might as well get paid for it. Right?
Joey, you're not suppose to go back there.
You're not invite to lunch!
So you heard it, you repeat it...
...that I am a publish writer.
...I know I crack up, but I'm not even sure I got it.
But you know what we decide you are?
...she has lost her clothes.
You know, you forget how many great songs Heart had.
- I'd pick you, Phoebe. - Yeah, definitely you, Pheebs.
Exactly! All right, everybody listen up!
...what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance.
This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass my wisdom to.
- It was kind of funny. - It wasn't funny at all!
Monica is a self-sufficient, together lady.
This is wrong. You know what else is wrong?
I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.
Uh, uh, oh. Yes, I did. I told Dan and he said it was the funniest joke he'd ever heard.
First, the customer is always right.
They print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism.
See, I would never snap at you like that.
See, now it's weird again.
...flexible and mellow. That's all.
It's kind of embarrassing. I mean, I was an actor, now I'm a waiter.
Monica's watching a show. I don't want to miss when they were skinny.
And if anyone is ever rude to you, sneeze muffin.
And when you get upset about little things, I think I'm pretty good...
The joke is not funny, and it's offensive to women.
Wow. You know what? That is the best fake speech I think I've ever heard.
I just feel kind of weird serving you guys, you know?
You know, suddenly I find you very attractive.
The band Heart is having a really tough time and they may break up.
No, it's okay. Right, Gunther?
She tried to back out of it, but it was obvious. She picked Rachel.
I know things have been tight since Janine moved out. God, was she hot.