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00:21:58
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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I love papier-mâché. What did you make?
- Another Minute Maid fiasco. - That's right.
Okay, are you aware that unagi is an eel?
Yeah. Kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of you.
- Who, me, the attacker? - Yes, that's right.
- What's up with the greed, Joe? - All right, look, I'm sorry, you guys.
Wait, don't you have an audition today? Yeah. Maybe you'll get that job.
...or your kettle of fish?
- You take a pair of scissors and just cut... - Okay, okay, okay.
Look, I studied karate for a long time.
Isn't that a kind of sushi?
Ooh, I have, I have. I started making these little sock bunnies.
Hey, Mon. Hey, Chan. Just getting a soda.
Actually, two, because one of them I kind of blacken in some teeth.
Go on, I dare you.
We were supposed to be brothers, but he mess it up.
I thought so too, until I papier-mâchéd one of my eyes shut.
...and that we were suppose to make the presents.
...I can't. We promise we'd make each other gifts this year.
...where that woman tripped you and then pin you to the floor?
Okay, I didn't make it. I'm sorry. I totally forgot about tonight...
Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say, "Your love sends me to the moon."
Okay, now, it's not wrapped, because I just finish it.
You know what? Fine, get attack. I don't even care.
That guy's been wait for his coffee for 10 minutes.
Oh, my God. Why is he jump on those women?
I thought so too, until I papier-mâchéd one of my eyes shut.
When I'm awfully low
Nowhere to run.
Oh, for crying out loud.
"Your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely."
...who looks exactly like me?
Perhaps.
You know, sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you, aren't they?
Ah, finally, an explanation.
Actually, two, because one of them I kind of blackened in some teeth.
Your looks are laughable
I'm sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point.
Well, as appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend...
Now, I'm curious.
- What? - Just so excited to make the presents!
I mean, you're so incredible.
"Testing the Effects of Joey Tribbiani on Attractive Nurse Receptionists."
Oh, hey, why don't you book a day for both of you at one of those romantic spas?
- Oh, it's okay. I don't... - No, no, it's not okay. It's not.
...and they're really expensive, you know.
- It's a twin study. - But it's $2000.
It's an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade.
Oh, oh. A mixed tape. A mixed tape.