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00:22:07
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
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FORD: Dipper, my face is on fire!
When confirmation of extraterrestrial
is more rom-com or wacky romp?
I keep finding little bits of the undead in the couch cushions.
Remember the rift in dimensional space-time I showed you?
Where did the saucer go?
Huh, maybe Dipper has something like that in his nerd bag.
Just take a deep breath, focus on your intellect,
eat cracker on my bed.
The orb didn't detect any chemical signs of fear.
from deception to outright possession
I need to train an apprentice to help me fight monsters,
Hey, everything all right, pumpkin?
Sweater Town is not accepting incoming calls right now.
UFOs are real, and there's one under the town,
is an alien adhesive, strong enough to
My hormones are like a sweaty cage.
But for the sake of humanity, we mustn't let him.
Yes, unless somehow we reactivate the...
It assumed the threat was neutralize
Nerd bucks? Chewed up pens?
They've all been bust for millions of years.
was trick by Bill,
and they detect adrenaline.
TV lie, man.
Come on, wake up, man.
and they teach us stuff about...
I mean, look at me. I'm push 70,
This place would have been heavily guard,
It assume the threat was neutralized
Summer happen so fast.
and I still eat ice cream for dinner.
Boom, dream comin' true.
Also, if it touch you, it will seal up
and it prevent time from going forward.
This is what Bill has been wait for.
And wherever it's going, I'm not coming back.
Yes, unless somehow we reactivated the...
FORD: The glue should be around here somewhere,
You're doing the voice, so you obviously know what I'm talking about.
Gosh, we've never really been apart before.
Listen to me very carefully.
I won't be gone forever, okay?
It's that we're exactly one week away
She'd be all alone in California.
your body just flat-out turns against you,
Sometimes, the strangest things in the world
Finally I can stop reading pre-teen magazines,
and I have to leave everything behind.
Huh, trust me, I'd love to fast forward the whole thing, but
I just can't believe the summer's almost over.
Classes get super hard,
Um, kinda, actually.
I'm talkin' piñatas with tinier piñatas inside.
of Gravity Valley was formed when an extraterrestrial object
but now everything's defunct.
A hypothetical and catastrophic event
from deception to outright possession
Tipper, look at the peculiar shape
it's going to take an adhesive
And now that I know how awful high school's gonna be,
and I'm impressed with your potential.
Sweater Town is not accepting incoming calls right now.
Look, things aren't gonna stay frozen this way.
Remember the rift in dimensional space-time I showed you?
Huh. That's odd.
FORD: It's an automated prison droid.
I think I need to radio for emotional backup.
through thick and thin.
Hey, Uncle Ford, are you okay?
do you think are capable of doing what you've just done?
Stay back. It's too dangerous.