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00:22:22
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
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These really bottom popinjay are terrible
Put a clog in it, ya windmill lubber!
Well, I want a rematch,
Dipper, is it bad
No mutton available at snack shop.
Hey, hey. Little high fives, everyone.
( mini people gasp and murmur )
It'll be us, lass, not these tulip munchers.
walking one dimensional bleached blonde valley girl stereotype!
Die, you evil scum!
MAN: ( on TV ) Looking for a distraction
You call yourself a golfer?
( romantic ballad playing on radio )
SOOS: Hey, you got any more of those surprise tacos?
Hey, I found two taco!
Hey, those are lewd hand gesture!
she could never rag on you again.
It'll be us, lass, not these tulip munchers.
Stay thee your comments, ye scurrilous Frenchmen!
Shut your mouths, you showboat pirates!
Winner lives in glory. Loser wallow in eternal shame.
Let me go, you creep!
I will not be insult
I don't know why you bother to come.
"Pacifica Northwest declare V-necks the look of the season."
Ten-- Hang on.
Just shut up and putt!
Oh, I'm not suppose to take handouts.
We heard a little girl got seriously burn!
who lost at mini golf is over there!
Ugh, Pitt Cola. I always forget about the pit.
Oh, and whatever happen, just remember one thing.
Yeah, if you beat her at this,
Oh, I guess you could say we've got a little something.
The King of Mini Golf has spoken.
I mean, think about it. I'm globally rank.
And so needlessly complicated.
Sergei overboard!
Your fighting is inadvertently adorable.
There is literally no way to drown.
and it's finally here!
Someone in our family actually has talent.
We kind of have to play this golf tournament
I mean, why can't you just get along?
Ugh, took you long enough. And watch the earrings!
Seriously, though?
I'm taking it one step further
We came as fast as we could.
TOGETHER: Oh!
you're still better than anyone else is Gravity--
The Sportlympics had mini golf once.
She always ruins everything.
Adorable we are, hugeling, but our tale, less so.
she could never rag on you again.
Hey, those are lewd hand gestures!
walking one dimensional bleached blonde valley girl stereotype!
♪ Our lives are filled with nonstop fun ♪
We've had a stressful couple of days.
Adorable we are, hugeling, but our tale, less so.
Fat, old, lame, braces.
Maybe you don't settle them with petty competitions.
It's ridiculous that she's beating me.
Without us, that club is useless in your hands.
Maybe rivalries are dumb.
Are you guys tiny humans? Or enormous mini-humans?
Winner lives in glory. Loser wallows in eternal shame.
The grass is fake but the fun is real.
walking one dimensional bleached blonde valley girl stereotype!
That's incredible!
in your weird mini blood feud.
( romantic ballad playing on radio )
These old timey sounding words are alive and well