Name: Little Horrors of Shop
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) rabbet

He likes to leave his rabbet plane lying blade down.
2) switchblade

Cool. Is that a switchblade?
3) bureaucrat

Bureaucrats like Moss don't respond to reason, Hank.
4) miter

The joke's on me. You should use a miter joint here.
5) bevel

That's strange. We don't seem to have a bevel gauge.
6) moat

for your grease moat there.
7) chisel

l caught your boy carrying these chisel and screwdrivers...
8) termite

Termites? Maybe you could use an extra set of hands.
9) boomerang

But i've never seen a bird build a boomerang or a dartboard.
10) disqualification

And his disqualification for Substitute Teacher of the Year.
11) retina

Well, if possibly burning our retina is cool, then yes, cool.
12) cafeteria

why don't you go to the cafeteria and work on those dimmer switches?
13) instinct

but l just fell back on natural instinct.
14) sander

No! Who brought a cordless power sander?
15) propane

And when you're sloppy in the propane biz, people die...
16) spit

and Mrs. Hosner erased her mistakes with spit.
17) incumbent

or ''straw poll'' favors the proven winner, or the ''incumbent.''
18) shave

Any shave today, Bill, or just haircuts?

1) blee

I would suggest you blee out the excess pressure in the bypass line...
2) elope

Our regular teacher elope with the lunch lady.
3) jot

l jot down some basic supplies we need in shop.
4) invent

But until they invent a machine that can stand in front of a band...
5) squeeze

I'm getting squeeze by some insurance-company pencil stain...
6) erase

and Mrs. Hosner erase her mistakes with spit.
7) divide

Teaching can be divide into seven spectras.
8) pitch

Like when Clark's chair was squeaking, we all pitch in and fixed it.
9) laugh

I was laugh at the idea.
10) favor

or ''straw poll'' favor the proven winner, or the ''incumbent.''
11) slip

l meant to tell you, it just slip my mind. l took a day off when Bobby was born, but l wasn't really sick.
12) kick

Kicked out of work, kick out of school.
13) dodge

And I thought I dodge a bullet when Luanne wanted to teach.
14) bet

And l bet the cost-benefit yahoo who decided this shop could...
15) teach

lf history teach us anything, it is that an informal pre-election vote...
16) catch

l caught your boy carrying these chisels and screwdrivers...
17) decide

And l bet the cost-benefit yahoo who decide this shop could...
18) lose

-That's so unfair. -He lost his job.

1) strictly

Not strictly, no.
2) somewhere

ln two minutes, these students will be tardy somewhere.
3) possibly

Possibly more than one.
4) exactly

And that's exactly what we're gonna do now.
5) instead

You might wanna use a router instead of that power drill...
6) forward

Now, please pass your ballots forward so Shawn can count them.
7) actually

Actually, l was having a little trouble with the file cards...
8) kind

so, well, l kind of winged it.
9) enough

This napkin holder is smooth enough to hold even the finest napkins.
10) though

More important, though, l think they might like shop.
11) together

Come on, Peggy Hill. Rookie mistake. Get it together.
12) else

What else does it have?
13) ever

This is the worst vacation ever.
14) sure

l sure do have the time.
15) never

But i've never seen a bird build a boomerang or a dartboard.
16) again

i want you to tell me again, slowly.
17) too

who claims working too long without a vacation can make you sloppy.
18) around

Jack was all flash. I coped circles around....

1) perverse

Surf, Arnold, Perverse, Dinah. ''D.'' Oh, disciplinaria.
2) brittle

it becomes as brittle as the most delicate crystal wine goblet.
3) undecided

Four votes undecided. Okay.
4) dang

lt's not just Moss, it's the whole dang school board.
5) embarrassing

God, that'd be embarrassing.
6) delicate

it becomes as brittle as the most delicate crystal wine goblet.
7) unfair

-That's so unfair. -He lost his job.
8) dim

why don't you go to the cafeteria and work on those dim switches?
9) overhead

We were doing conversions on the overhead projector...
10) unified

Create a unified theory of education.
11) informal

lf history teaches us anything, it is that an informal pre-election vote...
12) fancy

We don't have money for all these fancy teaching aids.
13) substitute

Maybe I could be a substitute teacher.
14) proven

or ''straw poll'' favors the proven winner, or the ''incumbent.''
15) stupid

or stupid policy that makes tools illegal.
16) okay

No, it's okay. You're right.
17) exciting

The exciting thing about the laws of nature...
18) usual

you know, the usual.

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