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00:43:32
Tom Ellis, Lauren Germa, Kevin Alejandro
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CHLOE: Well, according to superfan Ashley,
Right. Prom king, sexpot, cheerleader,
So you no longer desire any of that high school poppycock?
This afterword could explain how
If, uh, someone saw the editor's tweet
Class loner, acne,
So what you're saying is you all have the same alibi?
Aliens. The android who bled white.
LUCIFER: I don't understand. How does this not work?
One of these six degenerate has my book. Let's bring them in.
than their stereotype suggest.
I make my own toothpaste.
Apparently, Maze took Todd to a steakhouse in Hollywood.
Exactly. And yet, you manage to do this improv thing.
BEATRICE: Mom?
the hallway crushes,
Are we being coward?
Must've hurt to have her insult you like that
♫ One without a permanent scar
Sounds like motive to me.
Well, crazy metaphor aside,
the final installment of her series with me.
I hear it works with smoking and insomnia, so...
Yeah. After Kathleen publicly berate her,
you weren a responsible adult?
that I tweet the news to her fans.
and when I stalk Kathleen's classmates online,
of overeager fan who invent some special flavor for her.
ELLA: Oh, poop. Hold up.
Kind of creep her out.
Aliens. The android who bled white.
Well, you would, too, if your father slap
"Max was plague with confusion."
when someone showed up and rewrote her dessert menu
That's why I swore off social media.
That's melt ice cream, anyway.
Slightly unprofessional, but I forgive you, Detective.
Thank you. So, this author expose
"you scream for ice cream."
She was found with her head bash in
What spark her final idea?
I smell a love connection, don't you?
MAX: I dig you, Chloe.
how she overcame her writer's block.
She refuse to use the good version.
So you and Kathleen argue over which one to use.
Was your high school experience this pathetically PG?
Well, maybe someday
Ouch, nicely put, Kathleen.
That is so incredibly mean.
But you're literally just saying what you would normally say,
Well, crazy metaphor aside,
Let's go talk somewhere a little quieter.
I brought it to her house personally.
Went to college overseas,
Apparently, she wasn't too happy
Well, it's definitely not legal
Unfortunately, that's not how it works, Lucifer.
What could a man of your age possibly find great about them?
But you're literally just saying what you would normally say,
these last few weeks have been absolutely incredible.
So can we please just focus on what truly matters here?
Any known enemies? No, Kathleen was extremely well-liked.
Yes, I indeed visited Kathleen two nights ago.
Previously, on Lucifer...
Exactly. And yet, you manage to do this improv thing.
ran out of ideas when working a particularly difficult case?
Mommy says that sometimes,
so he can finally die.
And that's the best way to clean out an abscessed tooth.
The characters, they're so compelling and relatable
They do seem like the insipid Y.A. type.
Slightly unprofessional, but I forgive you, Detective.
For being completely unhelpful today.
when you do all the work and I'm the fun, irresponsible one.
futuristic Y.A. series
That is completely meaningless.
I will not take orders from some pathetic daddy's boy.
Ugh, I know how fans can get obsessed with their idols.
I'm gonna remove Pierce's immortal curse
LUCIFER: "I don't have to answer to ignorant trolls like you."
Th-That means nothing. But it is suspicious.
it ju... it just makes me uncomfortable.
that robot rebellions couldn't be more dull and derivative.
It's ridiculous, I know.
How delightful.
about a forensic scientist
that robot rebellions couldn't be more dull and derivative.
Got into some pretty heated online arguments with Kathleen.
a peaceful, grounded ending.
your infinite misery if it's the last thing I do.
was completely unexpected,