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00:11:22
J.G. Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin
291
- Are you sick of slacker? - Yeah.
Yeah, make sure we do our chore
Ooh! What a fancy new fangled giga!
My retina! They burn!
Peeps? We've got a proposition for you.
It's so Indie, only one dude's gonna see it.
I'm gonna take care of this mess.
Crap!.
we're making an Indie documentary.
Yep, Peeps is working like a charm.
Mordecai and Rigby, we've got coupon!
with a Peeps lifetime guarantee!
Luigi's One Free Personal Pizza with purchase of equal or greater pizza!
Peeps may be illegal in your country or province. Requires sign...
I've been so stressed that I'm losing muscle mass!
You guys can't even do the dish.
Act now and get the Peeps lens cleaning kit,
but that requires a signature on our lifetime contract.
Now it's time to kiss your greasy eye sack good night!
- You blink! - You wish!
3 hours? They deserve an award!
- Hey, that's cheat! - You cheat first!
My retinas! They burn!
I've been so stressed that I'm losing muscle mass!
I've been so stress that I'm losing muscle mass!
Uh, I guess we'll take two lattes.
Well, I'll let you guys finish your work. And remember,
You have reach Peeps. Please hold.
I'm going to watch you 24/7, 365, until you die.
It's okay, Mordecai. I trust you.
Thank you for choosing Peeps Surveillance Systems.
I mean, we were working. We're gonna get it done.
I'm watch you!
He just put a camera in front of us.
And you two, I hope you learn something from all this.
If you've read the lifetime guarantee that you sign,
Cleaning can be extremely flammable. Offer not valid or void.
Those slackers are finally working.
- Why is there a jet outside? - Huh?
Actually, my eyes won't blink anymore.
Benson! This has gone too far!
I asked you to wash the truck 20 minutes ago!
Well, at least we're on break. We can finish our staring contest.
Peeps! Get your workers to work hard!
It's foolproof. They'll never slack off again!
It's foolproof. They'll never slack off again!
Benson! This has gone too far!
Of course I do,
You guys can't even do the dishes.
Yeah, right.
Break's over!
We were just taking a break!
Hey Benson. We were just getting back to work.
- Hey, that's cheating! - You cheated first!
It's foolproof. They'll never slack off again!
Cleaning can be extremely flammable. Offer not valid or void.
- Ugh, this is lame. - Next.
Yeah, it's pretty obscure arthouse stuff.
It's so Indie, only one dude's gonna see it.
Ooh! What a fancy new fangled giga!
It's okay, Mordecai. I trust you.
Peeps may be illegal in your country or province. Requires sign...
Cleaning can be extremely flammable. Offer not valid or void.
Luigi's One Free Personal Pizza with purchase of equal or greater pizza!
Cleaning can be extremely flammable. Offer not valid or void.
Have a nice day.
Now I'll be able to see what you're up to all the time,
Yeah, make sure we do our chores
Now with 4 different levels!
What's the big deal, anyway?
I learned that Mordecai can go for a really long time
24/7, 365. Isn't that great?