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00:22:26
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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both: ♪ Spieler in mein shunshka ♪
♪ They try and copy my swagger ♪
Or maybe we haven't been told such a big fib after all.
to build an orphanage for the crack babies.
- Student ath-o-letes!
Now, when we sell their likeness for video games,
The babies will have their own putt-putt golf course.
- Look, you moron,
It's like moral Teflon!
both: ♪ Spieler in mein shunshka ♪
He's based on a fable of a Dutch saint named Vunter Slaush.
- ♪ I like that boom boom pow ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- Because we need a Jew to do the bookkeeping.
a million dollars' worth of goodwill with the public!
'bout slave ownership 't all!
- Well, what the heck do we do now?
- My peach, what a wonderful office
while the rest of us wallow in poverty!
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
Their mothers have abandon them.
It's the 20 bucks I owe you, plus $30 interest.
have the care and happiness they deserve.
How could you guys have screw this up?
I admit we aren't actually doing
is to be involve in it
They lie in the dark, crying, with nobody to hold them.
Okay, Kyle, you caught us.
- I'm volunteer my time, Kyle.
It just so happen
and people dress up like him and lie to their kids.
- ♪ I be rockin' them beat ♪
But-but I guess making tons of money
- These are images of babies born addicted to crack cocaine.
Sarah McLachlan touch my heart.
You walk up to Slash when he's playing at the mall,
is because he don't live nowhere.
with a firm ethical code that strictly states
- Yes, our lawyers are damn good.
so the crack babies have somewhere to go!
We're here all the time, unfortunately.
because most of these babies would normally
Certainly got yourself a lucrative business, don't ye?
- What exactly can I do to help?
- Clyde, sometimes people like to pretend
- Are you fucking serious?
are finally getting some attention
It's that super sad Sarah McLachlan commercial!
It's actually really great you're volunteering now,
and the Gigadome in Moscow later this afternoon.
It was founded over 12 days ago
the best episode they've ever done!
They said you've skipped out on your rehab once again.
but the world isn't always black and white.
or so deformed, you'll never be able to tell?
What's unethical about that?
- Their world is bleak, Ionely, and hopeless.
Certainly got yourself a lucrative business, don't ye?
I'll do some undercover work
- These are images of babies born addicted to crack cocaine.
- It's unbelievable, Stan.
We might have got screwed, but the really tragic thing
from another prestigious institution is here to see you.
- We are turning this thing into a legitimate sport, Kyle.
that's more beneficial to the actual crack babies.
- We're a nonprofit company, Kyle.
We have a decent room here
Yes, sir, we're very excited about our deal with you as well!
Ho, ho! That is brilliant, sir!
with a firm ethical code that strictly states
It's that super sad Sarah McLachlan commercial!
Are we the only two intelligent people