Name: A Ladder to Heaven
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) bumpkin

This country is just run by rednecks and bumpkin with their guns!
2) pixy

Heaven could be like the pixy fairies of Bubble Yum Forest.
3) retard

There's not gonna be any robot guards, retard!
4) rumour

I've been hearing rumour that you're
5) teapot

You turned him into a teapot?
6) spree

- We're here to do the shopping spree! - Oh, that's great!
7) urn

No, that's an urn, boys. Kenny's inside it.
8) neighbour

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
9) endeavour

As the endeavour continues, it is becoming clear
10) recon

Surveillance team! Get us photos and recon!
11) stub

Ticket stub?
12) chop

Right! Chop, chop! Come on!
13) bastard

- That tricky bastard. - Sir, you must understand our fears.
14) temptation

♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
15) innocence

It shows how beautiful the innocence of a child really is.
16) jew

What does me being a Jew have to do with anything?
17) asshole

from that asshole, Kenny.
18) capsule

Keep those nitrogen capsule over there by the warheads.

1) cremate

Cremated? What's that?
2) spout

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
3) disguise

Yes, it could be a laboratory disguise as a seagull.
4) bother

Kyle, I think you've bother the Marshes enough.
5) declare

Therefore, heaven is now declare an official part of Japan.
6) assure

I assure you, I am not high.
7) shut

I said, shut up, Cartman, you blood-belching vagina!
8) extend

Already the Japanese ladder extend far into space
9) throw

Mr. Garrison threw away his car?
10) bet

You bet your fat clown ass it is!
11) capture

set out to build a ladder to heaven and capture the nation's hearts.
12) decide

Satan, however, decide he didn't want to be with Hussein any more
13) suck

I have a living thing inside of me that I need suck out, please.
14) replace

and replace it with kitty litter.
15) respond

Of course he has not respond, because he's dead!
16) lose

But what about your lost friend?
17) explain

That explain it,
18) forget

We thought you'd forgotten all about him.

1) secretly

- We secretly took him out months ago. - Yes, sir.
2) incredibly

Are you high or just incredibly stupid?
3) meanwhile

Meanwhile, the American economy...
4) somehow

Maybe Kyle's right, we gotta spark the visions somehow.
5) partly

Today weather in heaven, partly cloudy.
6) somewhere

He put it away somewhere! Don't you see?
7) quite

- Are we beating the Japanese? - Not quite.
8) therefore

Therefore, heaven is now declared an official part of Japan.
9) actually

Do you actually believe in the ladder to heaven?
10) kind

That kind of looks like a seagull.
11) soon

Good. As soon as the boys finish their ladder,
12) enough

We were dumb enough to believe Kenny's body could be in a teapot!
13) far

Already the Japanese ladder extend far into space
14) together

Well, when I see how this ladder has brought people together,
15) else

How else do I know you're the winners?
16) ago

- Oh... Who has the ticket stub? - It was such a long time ago!
17) ever

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
18) sure

Well, I'm sure glad this is all over with. Let's go count our candy!

1) broiling

When you die, your body is put into a broiling oven
2) disgusting

Oh, my God! This is awful and disgusting!
3) fluffy

with fluffy clouds and angels.
4) intangible

Was a more intangible idea
5) jealous

When Saddam became jealous and tried to kill Satan's new lover,
6) fragile

What about your fragile innocence in believing we could all get to heaven?
7) touching

- Oh, gosh. - Oh, that's so touching.
8) cruel

Why would they play such a cruel joke on us?
9) neat

Boys, it's really neat that you want to see
10) awful

They miss you an awful lot, like we all do.
11) dumb

We were dumb enough to believe Kenny's body could be in a teapot!
12) sad

That's the sad thing I've ever heard.
13) stupid

- You're a stupid Jew. - Let's just keep building!
14) okay

It's gonna be okay, babe.
15) dear

Here he is, boys. Our dear little Kenny.
16) terminal

eight-year-old Kenny McCormick died of a terminal illness.
17) sweet

Oh, that's so sweet.
18) chemical

a laboratory of some sort for making chemical weapons.

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