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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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That's why we spackle with the sponge, see? Spackle gently.
Yup, wearing that puffball hat, like always!
He's right. If we use lies and exaggeration to keep kids off drugs,
Wait, Stan becomes this douche bag?
Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken.
Poop swatch?
Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches.
that we used a big scare tactic instead of telling you the truth.
Well, I did ecstasy once.
Right, that's mother's intuition. You can't argue with that!
We want a textured effect on the Nut n' Corn Crunch poop.
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee
We're good for each other Two pea in a pod
I can still remember when I was five and you both found that squirrel
That's why we spackle with the sponge, see? Spackle gently.
- Stan's a loser! Stan's a loser! - God damn it.
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomize in the ass!
That's why we spackle with the sponge, see? Spackle gently.
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
Wow, you sure are professional, Eric. I don't know which swatch I like best.
from having some crap smear on their walls!
This expire in 2002.
I warn you, you may not like what you're about to see.
The ends justify the means. Well, take smoking for instance.
Butters, we've got... Oh, God, it smell in here!
- Man, this is so mess up! - Okay, we've had enough...
- Thanks, could I get another beer? - You must be exhaust.
Getting along isn't always easy Sometimes we disagree
And it is, I assure you.
So you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you then?
Just follow these simple scripts when your actor arrive.
I don't think we're suppose to go in there, Stan.
have pot, and the one kid shoot the other? Harmless?
from when you slip at the swimming pool.
My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in.
We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs
but I also think the Classic Brown would go nicely with your house.
That's why we spackle with the sponge, see? Spackle gently.
Maybe we should go adventuring somewhere else.
How could he possibly know all that? Unless, he is our son from the future.
God damn it. See, this is exactly why I started this business.
Getting along isn't always easy Sometimes we disagree
left a marijuana cigarette behind.
that we used a big scare tactic instead of telling you the truth.
but I know that's just what you told me. I knew Mom had actually let it out.
and lies are never the right way to get your message across.
Getting along isn't always easy Sometimes we disagree
- Have you seen the poop swatches? - Dude, that's not extreme enough!
- Butters, like what you're seeing so far? - Boy, it sure is stinky in here.
All right, now, Stan. For you, I've put together a really nice design.
Maybe we should go adventuring somewhere else.
I started this business over three months ago, from the ground up.
- Come on, Mom. - It's going to make you retarded.
have pot, and the one kid shoots the other? Harmless?
- Hey, that's neat-o, huh, Stan? - Personally, I like the Baby Green,
but, well, Son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored,
That'll make them awful sore!
It's just a stupid plant that makes you dumb.
Our parents hired them to make us more motivated!
and I want to impose swift and horrible revenge upon them.
Hi, is this the Parental Revenge Centre of Western America?
I'm sorry, we thought this was a legitimate business.
- about school work all of a sudden? - I told you, I can't stand my future self!
No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get rid of him
All right, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night.
It's just a little weird having to keep lying to our boy like this.
Liver medicine?
Well, Mr. and Mrs. Brooks, I think you're going to be very pleased
It's just a stupid plant that makes you dumb.
Don't worry, Butters, you're going to be 100% satisfied.