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00:22:06
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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You just try taking me to jail, scrotum head.
Well, let me tell you something, pecker face,
where three construction workers in a bulldozer
The old people have blockade here and here.
Go around, you moron!
and all the old people died of starvation in less than a week.
Kenny did reconnaissance on the town.
We can go to the cafeteria
and set a diversion on the east side of town.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Set up a perimeter. Bring Bravo team to Point Delta.
You insensitive asshole, Cartman!
and get you some nice cream corn and toast.
What the heck?
and steal some of the explosive the old people have stashed.
Oh, I better get my other sweater.
♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
Dude, look.
to a bunch of whack-out senior citizens.
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
9:00, we rendezvous at the Country Kitchen Buffet,
cleverly disguise as black people.
When seniors like me are being discriminate against,
Meanwhile, Stan and I sneak into the mayor's office
Now, I think you owe Mr. Police Officer an apology.
Friends, we gather in this place
are confined to their homes, where they belong.
I'll be God damn if they think they can take my license away!
and shut down their food supply... here.
Reinforcements have arrive
But how am I suppose to get to the grocery store?
The Jew shoot! Oh!
Let's just lay low for a minute until we can find...
Uh, I appreciate what the AARP is trying to do for us,
when struck by a vehicle driven by Pete and Lydia Melman,
At 5:45, Kenny and Kyle split off
Statistically speaking, we're safer inside a car
Let's do it again sometime.
Meanwhile, Stan and I sneak into the mayor's office
Carl Zorn of Pine Junction was killed instantly
You just had to be so damn stubborn, didn't you?
Oh, stop it, Dad. This is partly your fault.
Well, we can certainly help you with that, too.
by a senior citizen who perhaps shouldn't be driving?
It is sometimes hard in times like these
You get up almost as early as they do.
with an old person driving than outside.
Get inside!
- Goodbye, Lucy. - See you later.
We're taking this war further out!
We came as fast as we could.
Get all the seniors together at the community center and unite!
they get everything done before everyone else is even awake.
Is it? Two years ago they closed the Country Kitchen Buffet
and subtle farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me.
Wipe 'em out? What are you, senile?
and subtle farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me.
You just had to be so damn stubborn, didn't you?
You insensitive asshole, Cartman!
That's a retarded idea, Cartman.
Well, Stan, it's a very fragile issue.
This is insane, Dad.
Why would he allow nine innocent people
And that means you get in this car before I tan all your hides!
Right, to get them damn kids
That's odd.
Huh?! No. We got to be tough.
Stupid son of a...
It's okay, boys. They're gone.
I don't know about you, but I am mad as hell.
Quiet! Keep quiet!
And, Grandpa, you should be proud