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00:51:57
Daniel Lapaine, Hannah John-Kamen, Michaela Coel
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once recalibration has completed. Recalibrating.
-may result in banishment. -You can fuck off.
-Yeah, quaking with fear. -Or maybe shaking with revulsion?
The system's just bounced me from bloke to bloke, short fling after short fling.
Reckon you could pop this in me now? I've sort of got jaw ache.
[device] Prior to pairing day, you have been allocated a short farewell period
You're a knob. [laughs]
Every crazy thought you've ever had, all your dreams and your weakness and--
watching the clock like you're a prisoner, counting the hours, the minutes.
Well, evidently I'm a pasta girl.
Garlic dip. Thanks for that.
-For fuck's sake. And that wasn't enough? -That's not the point.
♪ Burn down the disco ♪
[device] Even your reaction to a brief encounter
[device] Usual booth, 7:30 p.m.
Yeah, uh, "tap to reveal." We have to tap to reveal at the same time.
[device] Participants are not required to take any specific action.
to the painful premature termination of a treasured relationship
[device] One-sided observation has destabilized the expiry date.
[device] The system gains insight as each participant progresses
It's nice. I, uh, like that lamp.
[device] The system makes no moral judgment.
like you're trying to shut a drawer into a filing cabinet.
Don't be daft. You'll be scrunch up in a ball.
[device] One-sided observation has destabilize the expiry date.
Right, so using these, it slurp up all your reactions, yeah?
Wait. One of us should get undress first.
♪ The provincial towns you jog 'round ♪
I don't want whoever the system reckon the one is, OK?
-Didn't wanna spoil today. -And this hasn't spoil it?
I wander out of my body, and I sat in this chair across the room
I'd return the compliment, but you've just spat food on my shoe, so...
-Oh, you... You bastard. -Sorry.
And after all that, he never even apologize, not once.
[device] Prior to pairing day, you have been allocate a short farewell period
I swear to God, I feel like scaling the wall out there
[device] You must vacate your current living quarters when the time expire.
The system's just bounce me from bloke to bloke, short fling after short fling.
that you just accept it, you settle.
We shook on it.
and uses the gather data to eventually select an ultimate compatible other.
Yeah, suppose so.
♪ On the Leeds side-streets That you slip down ♪
Yeah, I'm shit it, mate.
[device] Once shortened, the expiry date cannot be extend.
We promise we wouldn't. We shook on it.
Well, evidently I'm a pasta girl.
I mean, what if all it's actually doing is gradually wearing us down,
And I literally had this out-of-body experience.
Look, I was thinking maybe we could overcome it somehow.
So the other week, I was with this guy, God knows who, basically just a haircut.
No, me neither. I mean, I hope it's right, obviously, but...
It's trying to keep us apart. It's...
and together you will leave this place forever.
and uses the gathered data to eventually select an ultimate compatible other.
Like properly, really, I like you.
Yeah, exactly, and if things seem shitty,
-♪ I'm gonna fucking see it ♪ -Yeah, OK. Yeah--
No, no, you're gonna have to do it from behind.
-Do I do that? -Yeah, you do, quite often.
[device] Prior to pairing day, you have been allocated a short farewell period
-It's almost done anyway. -How almost done?
I mean, what if all it's actually doing is gradually wearing us down,
This is kind of emasculating.
sort of count down like that.
-This is weird, though. -It really is. Hmm.
-Do I do that? -Yeah, you do, quite often.
-How many of these have you had? -Relationships? So far? Five.
We were together for a bit. [laughs]
To be fair, it is a revolting shoe, so...
Each time you get a little bit more pliable, a little bit more broken,
Well done. That's one of the bleak things I've ever heard.
Don't be daft. You'll be scrunched up in a ball.
I know they're short flings, they're just meaningless,
and will adjust and improve its profile of your eventual chosen one accordingly.
And by that point you are so defeated and so exhausted
and I get really detached. It's like I'm not really there.
And by that point you are so defeated and so exhausted
It's not awful.
♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪
Sorry. I'm so bloody nervous.
-It's as sophisticated as they say it is. -OK.
♪ The provincial towns you jog 'round ♪
-Yeah, it's incredible, that lamp. -[laughs] Fuck off.
-This is weird, though. -It really is. Hmm.
It's sort of sad.
-And your mad theories. -Yeah, like, everything in your head.
[device] Usual booth, 7:30 p.m.
provides the system with valuable information.
Look on the bright side. Chicken tikka masala.
through numerous relationships
[device] Query too broad. Please narrow.