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00:22:42
Ashley Tisdale, Vincent Martella, Thomas Brodie-Sangster
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♪ be about time to stop for vittle ♪
[western drawl] but it makes a feller hanker
Chewing your cud with the other heifers
♪ finding a dodo bird
♪ up and down the escalator ♪
It's a unique and logic-defying amalgam of winter and summer.
Ok, bab needs to comb me up.
So, perry the platypus,
Termites from all over the tri-state area
Stacy? I'm, like, in a stampede.
Bustin' bronco and breakin' wind with your amigos
♪ there's sleigh bells all around ♪
Candace... Are you ok, sweetie?
♪ or locating frankenstein's brain ♪
Snakes! Unh! Scorpions! Oh!
You better not pull any of your weird stunt, got it?
Let me just check... A scary wolf puppet!
Hey, this cow whistle doesn't work.
I reckon herding cattle ain't for city folk.
Computer: self-destruct sequence initiate.
Ha ha, you may think that I am defeat, perry the platypus,
♪ doofenshmirtz evil incorporate ♪
Oh, ha ha ha ha! I survive.
Well, you pour the ice in here.
Oh! Oh, I told nancy to keep the back door lock!
I forgot to turn off the laser sharks again, didn't I? My bad.
You ate your own heinie?
I always wait till the last minute
As soon as he walk through that front door,
You're there mind your own business,
She mean well.
By the way, have you met dee dee?
You mean crushed ice cover with blue carbs?
Here she is. You rock, candace.
But it sound fun. [spits]
Oh! Oh, I told nancy to keep the back door locked!
Luckily, I had an extra can
[scoffs] you should try spending an hour with my dad sometime.
You almost foiled my plan.
Soon I will have them devour all of the wood
♪ then school comes along just to end it ♪
Bummer. Well, see you later, then.
Tell your mother you had fun, though.
Not so fast, perry the platypus.
It's summer and winter together.
This is the worst "bring your daughter to work" day ever.
♪ always ridin' and a-ropin' ♪
But it will never arrive!
I forgot to turn off the laser sharks again, didn't I? My bad.
I put the jet pack in there, too?
♪ there's sleigh bells all around ♪
Heck, we could even ford a stream!
[chuckles] I don't want tell you how long it took to put them all on.
Mom, they're driving a herd of cattle right through downtown.
Only a crazed, evil, and diabolical mind would do that.
Only a crazed, evil, and diabolical mind would do that.
I think cheerleaders are overrated, anyway.
As usual, your timing is uncanny.
Down the long, lonesome trail.
To produce the most irresistible confection in the tri-state area.
Not only does he have 3 books about insects overdue at the library,
♪ surfing tidal waves
You mean crushed ice covered with blue carbs?
It's considered rude not to partici--unh!
This austrian-style cuckoo clock.
♪ or driving our sister insane ♪
♪ the sunset's lookin' awful groovy ♪
Well, that was delicious.
Yeah, mom and i are getting rid of a few old things
I mean, being gorgeous and popular?
♪ you can freeze while you get tan ♪
Good thing we also bought those 4 spare tires, huh?