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00:21:02
H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
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And you think you can make that unhappen if you give Lana a tiny flake of brown mica?
ARCHER: About a jillion. - LANA: Damn it.
...all that Schützie. And holy shit, did I honk down a bunch of absinthe?
Forget the eye bandage, but the hair, the strong jaw line.
Damn it, where the hell are all the drone?
Just watched Deliverance again, huh?
You gotta slug her in the diaphragm with a forearm shiver.
And in vino veritas. - The Chianti was definitely flowing.
So who's with me on that picket line?
You gotta slug her in the diaphragm with a forearm shiver.
Intruders. Get them.
On the raft? With the vest?
Huh? You know he did all his own stunt. - I know!
Crunch!
So let's pull up the palace schematic. - Uh, okay.
MALORY: If we show San Marino the flaw in their palace security...
It's just a cost-of-living adjustment. - MALORY: It's strong-arm robbery.
I thought he was a captain regent. - Oh, whatever.
I must have. Cause I hallucinate you had an engagement...
What's their beef? - Oh, the same entitle crap as always.
But seriously, it does sound like we're about to be overrun, so...
And then I shove his hawk face right into her big brown boobs...
Getting ISIS blacklist at the UN? - Had nothing to do with that.
Cheryl, I swear to God...
I'm so sorry I slam you in the gut. Jeez, that's how Houdini died.
[ELEVATOR THUDS THEN WOMEN SCREAM]
Damn it. So I poison like, five innocent security guards?
Why are people picketing the cleaners? - I predict this. It's curry fury.
...when ISIS steal that diamond for real.
Yeah. I'll get the raise I deserve.
Well, now you're trap. Happy?
And Miss Fire Hazard in there brick up the only stairwell.
I want to surprise Lana... - Well, you nail it.
And, again, you do realize it'll be totally destroy in the process.
ARCHER: I'm saving Lana. As usual. - CYRIL: Hey, shut up.
Unless it involve night-shoveling. - Well, I want that diamond.
Hey, crazy. Go macrame some tampons.
MALORY: No, no, no. That is utterly unacceptable.
We're not technically management.
Wow. I am incredibly sorry.
Then you can buy Lana a big-boy ring. - She'll promptly agree to marry me.
...I will literally die. - A diamond?
...and so basically we are totally unprepared for this mission.
What, are you just hitting random keys? - Well, obviously.
And in vino veritas. - The Chianti was definitely flowing.
MAN: Yes, confederacy forever.
Don't think these goggles were properly calibrated.
Exactly, and so I say, no union.
Well, perhaps a lesser Caesar.
Listen to your hearts. Because deep down...
Or else he'll crank up the heat again. - CHERYL: I love...
Wha...? When have I ever been blabby?
You sure, missus? ls plenty space.
And yet, you always do.
You said they were tranquilize darts. - Ah, I merely implied that.
A jillion gay little copycats. - What?
ARCHER: I learned that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
...and so basically we are totally unprepared for this mission.
Just one of like, two dozen equally appalling videos on your website.
Heh. A freaking hobbit works here? - No. He's just a...
ARCHER: I learned that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
MAN: That's disgusting. - Thanks, Bilbo. Another example...
And done, but if you still want us to steal you that gigantic diamond...
Because there's gonna be some neurological damage.
...which now has the insane amount of security we recommended?
MAN: [CHANTING]: What do we want? - ALL: Unfair!
But I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
LANA [OVER SPEAKER]: We're taking heavy fire and we need an extraction, dumb-ass!
Damn it. So I poisoned like, five innocent security guards?
Stealing all my prospective clients?
That was pretty sad.
Ditto the sound sensor. And the stupid code-cloner.