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00:21:04
H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
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...who's got a jillion guests coming to her birthday party tomorrow.
Herr Schlotz controls all of Europe's videotex services.
I saved her life. I set a kidnapper on fire.
...you better start eating strudel. Major chubby chaser.
Too bad you don't have big, mitten-y gloves. I can't feel a thing in these.
As some kind of snob or...
...which these quack deny is even real, now they're treating me for...
Chasing a billionaire while we could be surrounded by terrorists.
Well, ass, it was Giant Slalom and I only took bronze.
Meaning you're a spoiled, rich, little lying brat who...
The books are prong one while prong two is El Frente Rojo.
Let's hope not. ...you must protect mein princess.
You are such a liar.
How do I do it? Right hand, take the throttle.
She's making me mule back a bunch of this crap.
And speaking of, that bay rum really burns on the... Oh!
It actually was a huge disappointment.
ARCHER: Are you kidding? LANA: Come on.
Because you're insecure, so you overcompensate and come across as...
Ugh. Change it before I puke my...
You want little Countess von Fingerbang to get kidnap? Fine.
You want lies? Wait until I tell everyone you seduce me.
Oh, and hadn't accuse me of molesting you.
What the hell's all that, you reckon?
Mama is gone, Papa is always at work. I just rot away at that boarding school.
Papa, he lure me. What?
LANA: That guy? Who's never been on fire? He was, though. Lana, I swear.
Why do you behave like...? No one cares how I behave.
Right after I freeze to death. Double dukes.
Herr Schlotz isn't the intend victim. It's his daughter, Anka.
But even they smell better than your stupid plan.
No, you gotta twist it. I am twist it.
No, I was dating Lana, but since I suffer from sexual addiction...
Yeah, I feel lucky. Let's see, sexually assault by a teenage sociopath...
Whatever. Go wash up, dirty bird.
You want lie? Wait until I tell everyone you seduced me.
The rest of you, make room in your luggage for 10 liters apiece.
Ha, ha. It's Fräulein Archer. She added desperately.
No, just incredibly pissed off.
Yeah, I feel lucky. Let's see, sexually assaulted by a teenage sociopath...
And literally, the minute you turn 18, please call me, but...
Yeah, and if money's so damn tight, why is she even here?
ARCHER: Who obviously needs someone on her constantly.
Exactly. Plus Europeans use the metric system...
Can't I leave you two alone for even one hour without you going at it?
It actually was a huge disappointment.
But I really kind of doubt it.
Because you're insecure, so you overcompensate and come across as...
No, not romantic. Dangerous. Because it's gonna be dark soon so...
LANA: That guy? Who's never been on fire? He was, though. Lana, I swear.
And if you ever breathe a word of this, I will gut you like a carp.
Mama is gone, Papa is always at work. I just rot away at that boarding school.
Grip it hard as you can and twist the absolute shit out of it.
LANA: That guy? Who's never been on fire? He was, though. Lana, I swear.
Another perfect example of your reductive reasoning.
And that is just it for today on people calling me a freaking pig.
Maybe mixed with borderline personality disorder?
It won't be a problem to kidnap that bourgeois perrita.
Arrogant. I get it, Anka. Ja, exactly.
Meaning you're a spoiled, rich, little lying brat who...
And as luck has it, there is some chilling in mein suite.
Think you'd be more comfortable on another little vacation upstate?
Because you're insecure, so you overcompensate and come across as...
And I didn't touch her, Lana, so there's no reason to be jealous.
Unbelievable. I know.
You would fight them? Are you insane?
I'm sorry. I'm not used to such awful things.
Oh, I'll be gentle.
Exactly. Plus Europeans use the metric system...
I don't know, I'm not a developmental psychologist.
Going against an unknown number of radical terrorists...
Yeah, and your horse, with his fancy new shoes.