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H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
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Besides suffering from gigantism? Shut up.
But we can expect heavy resistance. I'm sure the mutineer are armed.
You think space exploration is a boondoggle?
The tofu teriyaki, not so much.
Because I need a small cadre of highly trained agents...
Or tricking me into that fart-locker to get blasted into outer goddamn space...
On "stun," it fires an ion pulse, similar to an EMP.
The tofu teriyaki, not so much.
What is the deal with all the enema? Uh...
And even as the famine begin, global war will erupt...
Because I fear that one faction, led by radical nationalists, has mutinied.
Ah. "Ms." Archer, I beg your pardon. Don't.
ARCHER: Ba-dum-bum!
And can it be fired with an erection?
...so you can get acquainted with the sensation of being weightless.
...of 15 years of boarding school locker rooms?
Not to mention whatever idiot reason you had for smuggling Pam on board.
Actually, is it a five-point harness, or...?
Mr. Archer, that's twice you've jeopardize the success of this mission.
No, Agent Kane, I'm afraid your particular skill-set outweigh your...
Ah. "Ms." Archer, I beg your pardon. Don't.
But since you're on such an accelerate training schedule...
Well, you inspire him. With all those medals on that powerful chest.
Why is this man in the restrict area?
I want to brief you all on what to expect when we dock with Horizon.
I admit this isn't an ideal scenario.
Or tricking me into that fart-locker to get blast into outer goddamn space...
You just destroy Alderaan.
COMPUTER: Gravity engage.
And you never mind and also shut up.
You're suppose to fire!
MALORY: Because Tony invite me. ARCHER: Tony?
Look. See how it spin on its longitudinal axis?
No, you jerk. You shoot me in the heart with a space-blaster?
Would you say we'd be venturing into a zone of danger?
I only mention it because I also happen to be single.
But I want to know how you got aboard.
Thanks. Normally, I'd say I don't need it, but I can barely feel my legs.
...until there was literally no more fluid left in my body.
I know what it stands for. I was there. Please don't say it out loud.
Or lack thereof. Or whatever.
Which, obviously, pretty vague.
But since apparently money is no object...
...to live forever among the stars.
Eventually, she'll get acclimated.
Well, normally you would, but by our doctors.
Mr. Archer, that's twice you've jeopardized the success of this mission.
But we haven't been trained properly! To what? Wear a seat belt?
I was told I had to undergo a bunch of extremely invasive medical tests.
Exactly. Now, more than ever, is when we need to look to space...
And mankind can finally slip the surly bonds of Earth...
Ugh. Otherwise, just follow me.
We'll dock here, move forward on foot toward Horizon's bridge...
What...? But almost always.
He could've been saying "underfinanced."
The KC-135 flies in a parabolic arc...
...so you can get acquainted with the sensation of being weightless.
Because that's exactly the kind of decisive action this mission calls for.
...as fresh water becomes scarce than gold.
Which, obviously, pretty vague.
On "kill" mode, the M-41 fires lethal plasma ammunition.
I was told I had to undergo a bunch of extremely invasive medical tests.
Aah! What the...? COMPUTER: Explosive decompression.
Well, he's eager, I'll give him that.
We don't have a tactical plan. We don't...
...a small group of brave colonists can terraform Mars.
Would you calm the hell down? I am calm! I'm also out of here.
Because I fear that one faction, led by radical nationalists, has mutinied.
Horizon has artificial gravity.
Or tricking me into that fart-locker to get blasted into outer goddamn space...
Because Phase Two is a little rough.
Careful. Even on stun, it can...