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00:21:34
H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
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...uh, about a jillion grenades... Oh.
Get these folks a map of that damn minefield so they can come inside.
Jesus, what's my dowry? Tetanus? Hey, you know what?
For all we know they're building a Gundam suit with bazooka for hands.
Yeah, like Kenny Rogers' Roosters. Roasters! Randy, wait!
Jesus, what's my dowry? Tetanus? Hey, you know what?
He does? A New York City interior decorator?
That was also sarcasm, since apparently now we're saying whenever we do it.
Burglars, Lana, that's why I'm here and not up to my ears in stewardess.
Apparently the intruder downloaded a virus into the mainframe.
Anyway, he wants Randy's dope farm for himself or he'll kill him, so I gotta go and...
First of all, that is a rooster!
Ow! What the hell is on your hands? My bum-zappers.
Even though Ray used to be a preacher, he was never big on the Old Testament.
What? You should've looked under the stall.
I am gonna beat him like a rented mule!
...or else him and his boys'll just take it and grind me up into fertilizer.
Janelle, why don't you take Mr. Archer and show him the defensive perimeter?
...before you were gallivant around Europe!
And so now I gotta come to him as the law. And you accuse me of planning a murder?
I'll cook it! If someone shave it or whatever.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] I pretty much insist that you shut up.
I swear to God, if Krieger was doing more of his...
Because you could never be bother to get a real job!
Um, trying? Oh, that remind me.
There's plenty of blame to go around here. I don't think I deserve any, but...
Mm, getting hammer on moonshine and trying to bang skanky trailer chicks?
If anybody gets hit, you grab one and slap iron to it.
But rest assure we are on it, and Archer is on it, and...
Ah, great. And I am sorry I screw your wife.
...and Ray's been faking that he's paralyzed?
But damn if I'm gonna contribute to the obesity epidemic.
RANDY: Whoa, whoa, whoa, now hang on a second!
[IN NORMAL VOICE] I pretty much insist that you shut up.
How else was I suppose to earn a living? Digging 'seng?
Before I kick this ladder over in the hopes of paralyzing you for real...
Well, for one thing, it's eerily similar to the plot of White Lightning...
[PONDER SNIFFS THEN CHERYL CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Randy, your seemingly effeminate brother is actually a highly trained secret agent.
Or have we literally gone back in time?
There is a perfectly good coal mine not a half-mile from here.
Well, it's obviously working, you're on a...
That was also sarcasm, since apparently now we're saying whenever we do it.
Yes and no. Respectively?
No, I swear, this was just an extremely unlikely mishap with the barbed wire.
Yes. Randy. Which I probably should've mentioned earlier.
Wha...? Finally, a non-idiotic greeting.
Two questions: Is that the sheriff and have you recently gone insane?
You almost got me and my friends killed!
Man. Is it me or is he super menacing?
Actually, it'll be better if she thinks... We're married!
I kind of have some family problems.
Get these folks a map of that damn minefield so they can come inside.
...on the case. Well I want some answers, and soon.
Well? Why you look so nonplussed?
Randy, your seemingly effeminate brother is actually a highly trained secret agent.
Man. Is it me or is he super menacing?
Because we would be amenable to that.
No, I swear, this was just an extremely unlikely mishap with the barbed wire.
I have never, in my entire life, been as disgusted as I am at this moment.
Give him my whole dang operation, get out of the holler by sundown...
Whatever, is gonna be murdered by your hometown's crooked sheriff?
Aw. And here all this time I thought it was because you were ashamed of us.
Which I assume is not only hot but also moist.
For your limp, useless legs.
...paying homeless men to fight is shocking?
Randy, you may be a racist, homophobic, wife-swapping drug dealer...
Come here, you skinny-legged son of a bitch!
It would be rude not to eat her pie.
I'd be delighted. Whoa, no, wait a second...
What are you, insane? "Hey y'all, here's my great big old black wife!"
You still partial to fried chicken?