Name: Baby Shower
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) binky ( бинки )

It's a layette. Onesies, binkies, itty bitty booties...
2) fella ( парень )

Whoa! Cut it, fella!
3) bosom ( лоно )

So do yourself and those bosom
4) donut ( пончик )

And no cocaine donut for you!
5) bachelorette ( холостячка )

I think that's bachelorette parties.
6) zap ( зап )

Oh. Holy shit zap! Are you okay?
7) plutonium ( плутоний )

plutonium or a human soul.
8) waiter ( официант )

Well, as a lowly room service waiter, I probably won't, but...
9) roar ( рев )

Listen to her howlin' roar
10) sham ( бутафорская )

So this whole thing was just a sham?
11) briefcase ( портфель )

Now what the hell is in that briefcase?
12) penthouse ( пентхаус )

that a glass swimming pool on the penthouse balcony is,
13) fern ( папоротник )

I'ma plant a red fern for you, jug.
14) instinct ( инстинкт )

Good instinct back there, Pam.
15) overload ( перегрузки )

Until you get it on the red line overload
16) bastard ( сволочь )

This big bastard. What big...
17) superstar ( суперзвезда )

A, there's no way a superstar like Kenny Loggins
18) chord ( аккорд )

It's in D minor. Do you know what that is? Or even what chord are?

1) impregnate ( пропитать )

that impregnating her would've basically been interspecies breeding,
2) slap ( шлепок )

I slap on a mailing label from the printer,
3) scream ( умора )

Okay, fine, so during the boring parts, just scream, "Outlaw country."
4) remind ( напомнить )

you remind me about that until just now?
5) steal ( воровать )

I don't... The point is, they steal from you.
6) shut ( закрыть )

Cyril, shut your pouthole,
7) suppose ( предположим )

Oh! Was I suppose to be recording that?
8) appreciate ( ценю )

Hey, I appreciate you're just doing your job,
9) imagine ( представьте себе )

actually went a lot better than I would've imagine.
10) doubt ( сомневаюсь )

I highly doubt you'll have a job tomorrow.
11) assume ( предположим )

I mean, I assume she does. I do.
12) deliver ( доставить )

Pardon me, ma'am. This was deliver for Dr. Krieger.
13) shape ( формы )

Cake, decorations, some of those water guns shape like dicks.
14) spend ( провести )

And, Woodhouse, if you spend any of this on heroin,
15) happen ( произошло )

And also, what the hell happen to you?
16) finish ( отделка )

because if you finish that sentence,
17) blow ( удар )

Man, I am blow this jug.
18) bear ( медведь )

Wait till that thing's born.

1) anonymously ( анонимно )

to sell your cocaine anonymously and completely risk-free.
2) temporarily ( временно )

Aah! But you were temporarily so happy!
3) nowhere ( нигде )

Got too much time and nowhere to go
4) basically ( в основном )

that impregnating her would've basically been interspecies breeding,
5) obviously ( очевидно )

But, I mean, the big present, obviously, is...
6) apparently ( видимо )

Apparently, Krieger's online pharmacy is going gangbusters, so...
7) forever ( навсегда )

We haven't been paid in forever.
8) possibly ( возможно )

It cannot possibly have any effect on recording audio.
9) absolutely ( абсолютно )

Yeah, absolutely not.
10) nearly ( почти )

She was with us nearly four years.
11) exactly ( точно )

Whoo! Exactly. Then I am happy.
12) almost ( почти )

I've already sold, wow, almost 800 grand worth.
13) actually ( на самом деле )

do actually follow my lead or...
14) kind ( вид )

Because it kind of seems like this is
15) enough ( достаточно )

But I'm high enough not to give a...
16) later ( позже )

Bosoms like... Well, like yours, but umpteen babies later.
17) though ( хотя )

Guess I'm not a field agent anymore though.
18) far ( далеко )

accept the fact that Lana was so far out of your league

1) faustian ( фаустовский )

and possible Faustian bargain maker
2) untraceable ( безвестно )

With a totally untraceable digital currency
3) umpteen ( бесчисленное )

Bosoms like... Well, like yours, but umpteen babies later.
4) interspecies ( межвидовая )

that impregnating her would've basically been interspecies breeding,
5) embarrassed ( неловко )

More just embarrassed.
6) sham ( бутафорская )

Well, only if by "sham" you mean "sham."
7) pathetic ( жалко )

So you agree with Borgnar's pathetic little errand boy?
8) gigantic ( гигантские )

What's up her gigantic giant ass?
9) predictable ( предсказуемо )

One fairly predictable thing is gonna happen now, so...
10) unacceptable ( недопустимо )

Okay, that's just unacceptable. Pam, I'm going in!
11) insane ( ума )

Are you insane?
12) upset ( расстроена )

but I'm gonna be pretty upset
13) finite ( конечное )

and there is a finite amount of golden hour.
14) curious ( любопытно )

So, I'm curious, why didn't you just
15) broke ( сломал )

We haven't been paid in months, Malory. I'm pretty much broke.
16) damn ( черт )

with your damn hootenannies...
17) stupid ( глупо )

This whole stupid baby shower was my idea!
18) okay ( ладно )

Oh. Holy shit zaps! Are you okay?

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