Name: Bel Panto: Part I
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) jillion ( джиллион )

[pam] and so about a jillion cops showed up,
2) tsarina ( царица )

...The tsarina, an emerald and diamond necklace
3) blackmailer ( шантажист )

You hired me to meet some blackmailer
4) tarragon ( эстрагон )

With a tarragon aioli.
5) bub ( парень )

How you doing, bub?
6) baller ( баллер )

But, like, old-school baller. [gasps] that is so baller.
7) deane ( дин )

Hollywood legend veronica deane. I'm sure you all remember my client,
8) jit ( джит )

Oscar-winning director and also total jit-rag.
9) tinnitus ( шум в ушах )

Like, hire a clown, tinnitus people.
10) restroom ( уборный )

The restroom. Which concerns-- yet again, and to no great surprise--
11) tiara ( тиара )

Do I get a bikini wax? And I don't know my tiara size!
12) mink ( норковые )

Jesus, glad I'm not allergic to mink. That was my hand.
13) centerpiece ( центральным )

And now the, uh, centerpiece of ms. Deane's collection.
14) jealousy ( ревность )

And the cargo is pathetic petty jealousy.
15) beep ( звуковой сигнал )

Mind if I, uh, beep boop?
16) attire ( наряд )

Uh, your attire will be provided.
17) germ ( зародыш )

And that, ladies and germ,
18) bullshit ( бред )

Obviously I meant "suckin' bullshit."

1) swab ( тампоном )

The damn things swab for dna!
2) kidnap ( похитить )

Were kidnap, raped, and murdered...
3) deane ( дин )

And if veronica deane
4) bleach ( отбеливатель )

What's up her bleach asshole?
5) apologize ( извиняюсь )

What? And so I apologize
6) mack ( мак )

'cause she thought he was mack on bleached asshole, and she's pissed at archer
7) insure ( застраховать )

But surely the necklace is insure.
8) dare ( смею )

[grumbling] oh, how dare you! Oh, hi. Uh, so sorry. I thought you were commodore perry.
9) assure ( уверяю )

But rest assure, my dear,
10) shut ( закрыть )

Because-- shut up.
11) suppose ( предположим )

Really? Excuse you? What's that suppose to mean?
12) appreciate ( ценю )

I truly appreciate the sacrifices
13) murder ( убийство )

You know, if we don't get murder.
14) prove ( доказать )

It prove I'm a great investigator.
15) craft ( ремесло )

Crafted for empress maria alexandrovna in 1855,
16) doubt ( сомневаюсь )

And I doubt even god knows why,
17) catch ( поймать )

You shut up! Because I'm catch
18) decide ( решить )

Tania here has decide she's got stockholm syndrome.

1) remotely ( удаленно )

None of this is even remotely necessary.
2) somehow ( как-то )

Because somehow, some stupid idiot
3) besides ( кроме того )

And besides, we're only 25 cents a day, plus expenses.
4) basically ( в основном )

Or move, basically.
5) obviously ( очевидно )

Whoever's doing it, they obviously have to climb up on a trash can.
6) apart ( кроме )

Tear this place apart, room by room!
7) truly ( действительно )

I truly appreciate the sacrifices
8) exactly ( точно )

I know exactly who you are.
9) alone ( один )

[pam] aw, leave him alone.
10) perhaps ( возможно )

Perhaps we should begin anew.
11) deep ( глубокий )

'cause deep down, she's totally buyin' into whitey's bullshit.
12) forward ( вперед )

For being so forward,
13) especially ( особенно )

Especially when she's wearing--
14) almost ( почти )

She almost makes me q my g.
15) actually ( на самом деле )

And we have actually met.
16) soon ( скоро )

And soon I will be mrs. Rompers.
17) else ( еще )

I can't get anyone else on such late notice, and--
18) ever ( всегда )

And, if anything, more beautiful than ever. Oh, for the-- she's 50!

1) penultimate ( предпоследний )

[malory] which brings us to our penultimate item,
2) pathetic ( жалко )

And the cargo is pathetic petty jealousy.
3) nouveau ( модерн )

I-- or nouveau noir, if you must, Noir.
4) inaccurate ( неточная )

Well, that's a little harsh. And also inaccurate.
5) shocking ( шокирующие )

Had shocking blue been a band
6) petty ( мелкие )

And the cargo is pathetic petty jealousy.
7) crowded ( людно )

Wearing that necklace to a crowded event
8) harsh ( суровый )

Well, that's a little harsh. And also inaccurate.
9) insane ( ума )

Are you insane?
10) dumb ( тупой )

Her dumb ass broke the damn thing.
11) endangered ( находящихся под угрозой исчезновения )

Probably made from endangered quail eggs, or--
12) suited ( подходит )

When he's clearly much better suited
13) loud ( громкий )

Not for him. Plus it's really loud,
14) optimal ( оптимальным )

Do you think the optimal formation for that is a clump? And speaking of guarding the tsarina,
15) damn ( черт )

The damn things swabbed for dna!
16) loose ( свободный )

He would've gotten loose or yelled or--
17) proven ( доказано )

What? It's a proven concept.
18) armed ( вооруженные )

Of the men and women who serve in our armed forces,

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