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H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
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(Quietly): So, Archer's the bagman for a kidnapping, huh?
Help! My pubes! (Sobbing) (Thudding)
Depends. What's your angle, shamus?
Cecil: It's just that the kidnapper
Archer: I thought I made it pretty clear to the little weirdo
and those big gloobs of snot run outta their nose, but you--
Cecil (Quietly): Okay. Here's the topiary garden. (Car door opens, closes)
Who are you, collective pseudonym Carolyn keene?
in my Nazi kidnap-slash-rape fantasy.
Mmm, like a reverse scavenger hunt. (Sighs)
who puts relish in it!
It's just a temporary setback,
I bet she's gonna try to ransom Charlotte!
(chuckles) Were you gonna say "anus"?
Bullshit. Which-- and that's fair, but--
Yeah, just like that! Good instinct!
and visit upon you an apocalypse of such terror and destruction
Archer: I thought I made it pretty clear to the little weirdo
Huh? They blowtorch the hair right off of it.
Usually people just blubber and beg,
My exac-- were you eavesdrop on me?
and shove in a drawer at the morgue--
Usually people just blubber and beg,
I swear to god that I will get you your million dollars.
Well, I officially regret my decision.
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that's probably why you smell burnt hair.
And if nobody screw up,
Alone, as I arrive, with no police anywhere!
you were suppose to find Charlotte vandertunt.
when did you wash this last?
I bet she's gonna try to ransom Charlotte!
no, actually, because you caught me
I assume you're referring either to my robotic limbs
"but I lost it walking here,
again, hurtful. ...While I explain to them
Hmm. Presumably with the vandertunts.
(high-pitched voice): And, I mean, don't try it right now, obviously, but--
This is definitely gonna take longer than an hour. (Car departs)
It absolutely is. Doesn't matter.
were extremely clear on that point.
Alone, as I arrived, with no police anywhere!
that the cavalry is finally here.
But trust me, they're quite delicious.
(Chuckling) Man, I almost always do.
Uh, actually, I don't. And also, I don't, so--
so I'm gonna need you to kind of jump out.
oh, you think you're pretty smart, huh? I mean, smart enough to know
No. I got somebody, though.
Usually people just blubber and beg,
Sure can punch good.
(Car engine starts) Damn it. I gotta at least tip her.
And once we have the money,
(Chuckling) Man, I almost always do.
a million dollars in unmarked, untraceable
which one's the native habitat of the spectacled bear?
I am lieutenant cyril figgis, LAPD, you sentient shit-sacks!
Oh, and a bunch of salted duck eggs.
a million dollars in unmarked, untraceable
I assume you're referring either to my robotic limbs
that you will rue-- rue the very fact of your miserable birth!
What the hell is cuy? Roasted Guinea pig.
that's probably why you smell burnt hair.
Now, Peru has the pisco sour, but--
I'd do it while you were asleep!
Nazi robot farm in the basement.
But trust me, they're quite delicious.
What, I should be calm when you tell me
losing precious time, not to mention my gun and my shield--
(Muffled): You're frickin' weird.
I put a bullet in your big fat stupid face!
And also gross abuse of a corpse, which is punishable by--