Name: Gramercy, Halberd!
Released: 2019-07-11
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) shitheel ( дегенерата )

Uh, that was rhetorical, shitheel!
2) halberd ( алебарда )

That halberd was pretty nice. (Crash)
3) priapism ( приапизм )

Shock doesn't cause priapism!
4) kraut ( краут )

Not if that crazy kraut was on the level about that factor-k shit.
5) leprechaun ( лепрекон )

A magical being! Like a leprechaun, Pinocchio, an enchanted nutcracker.
6) genitals ( гениталии )

Genitals? Yes, where did we land on that?
7) ransom ( выкуп )

(Figgis whimpers) Oh, for... that's the ransom money!
8) slang ( слэнг )

Slang for "detective," so not an insult.
9) bullshit ( фуфло )

and then, to top off all the bullshit,
10) anemia ( анемия )

Sickle-cell anemia? No.
11) dime ( гривенник )

You need to go rustle up a dime and call Robert goddamn Ripley.
12) insanity ( маразм )

(Laughing) You know the definition of insanity?
13) insult ( оскорбление )

Slang for "detective," so not an insult.
14) bastard ( ублюдок )

Just like that sick bastard out there!
15) supper ( ужин )

Barry: Aren't ya gonna stay for supper?
16) archer ( арчер )

Archer: (Giggles) Jorge...
17) radiator ( радиатор )

about putting breakfast in the radiator!
18) asshole ( мудак )

Like a meddling asshole! Wh...?

1) kidnap ( похитить )

I didn't think it was possible, but somehow being kidnap
2) apologize ( извиняюсь )

I... I apologize, i stand corrected.
3) asshole ( мудак )

Dammit! Drive the car, you asshole!
4) swear ( клянусь )

I swear to god, if I have to stop this car...
5) disappear ( исчезают )

and the next thing I know I've disappear up my own asshole
6) crush ( давка )

What? You're the one who crush his goddamn ankles!
7) caption ( заголовок )

Captioned by media access group at wgbh
8) snap ( оснастки )

(Chuckles) Right? Ow! Come on, I snap already!
9) chase ( чейз )

getting chase by goddamn robots!
10) shut ( закрыть )

Archer! Archer, you shut your mouth!
11) shoot ( стрелять )

(Cocks gun) Or get shot in the face!
12) shit ( говно )

Because you know all that shit
13) bet ( ставка )

I bet they fell out in the house.
14) taste ( вкус )

Because your final thought on this earth wasn't about how my gun taste.
15) lose ( потерять )

And also... I've lost track of time!
16) guess ( думаю )

What? Former! I guess. I don't know.
17) mix ( микс )

Yeah, mix with some dexedrine.
18) serve ( служить )

Yeah, and it woulda serve you right! How?

1) nowhere ( нигде )

Nowhere, apparently!
2) somehow ( как-то )

I didn't think it was possible, but somehow being kidnapped
3) obviously ( очевидно )

obviously I'll need you to... tie up
4) apparently ( видимо )

Nowhere, apparently!
5) possibly ( возможно )

Why should you possibly drive? Why should you drive?
6) exactly ( точно )

Shinnying. Exactly!
7) almost ( почти )

Okay, but I'm almost positive that's, you know, like an insulting term, for...
8) actually ( на самом деле )

Actually no, probably not.
9) kind ( вид )

And since Archer was kind enough
10) enough ( достаточно )

Fair enough.
11) though ( хотя )

Still, though. Mr. zerk.
12) else ( еще )

(Chuckling) If for nothing else, that outfit.
13) ever ( когда-нибудь )

he'd ever think to look for us, so... Barry: Hey, guys!
14) always ( всегда )

Me! I always do shit like this! Like what?
15) hard ( жесткий )

But try that hard-on shit with me,
16) never ( никогда )

You were saying? Uh, never mind!
17) again ( снова )

The what? And my bag! Which, again, was a gift! Aargh!
18) too ( слишком )

He's not lookin' too good! You're lookin' real good.

1) priapic ( приапическим )

I'm priapic! From the shock!
2) invincible ( непобедимый )

You gotta get me outta here! You saw him, he's invincible!
3) insulting ( обидно )

Okay, but I'm almost positive that's, you know, like an insulting term, for...
4) rhetorical ( риторический )

Uh, that was rhetorical, shitheel!
5) fide ( фиде )

Anyway, the guy is a bona fide mad scientist.
6) dope ( наркота )

Woodhouse, the dope-fiend detective.
7) enchanted ( зачарованная )

A magical being! Like a leprechaun, Pinocchio, an enchanted nutcracker.
8) immortal ( бессмертный )

he is immortal!
9) nazi ( нацист )

Guy? Nazi scientist...
10) dumb ( стремно )

Oh, don't play dumb with me!
11) innocent ( невинных )

Uh, rescuing innocent women from a lifetime of sexual slavery!
12) brazilian ( бразильский )

by a Brazilian wandering spider.
13) weird ( странно )

Ahem. Or is that just affected and weird?
14) loose ( свободный )

all the remaining loose ends.
15) silent ( молчит )

You have the right to remain silent!
16) stupid ( глупо )

Because it's English and it's stupid,
17) mexican ( мексиканская )

Well. Looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican standoff.
18) alive ( жив )

But, uh, get me out of here alive, and the ransom money, we'll call it even, okay?

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