Name: Am I Gay?
Released: 2017-10-18

1) sociopath ( социопат )

Exciting news for rich sociopath with a loose concept of consent.
2) milady ( миледи )

-After you, milady. -Thank you, good sir.
3) kisser ( целуется )

[screams] are the world's worst kisser!
4) tilapia ( тилапия )

See, I thought tilapia was a kind of pasta.
5) boner ( промах )

-The Rock gave you a boner. -No! What? No!
6) groupie ( поклонница )

More groupie for Dukie. Yum, yum, yum!
7) candor ( откровенность )

-and I thank you for your candor. -You're welcome.
8) humanoid ( гуманоид )

Two robots and two humanoid are here to compete
9) tryout ( проба )

Lacrosse tryout are tomorrow.
10) bummer ( облом )

It's a bummer 'cause he was your brother.
11) pygmy ( пигмей )

We shall reach up that little pygmy's ass and pull out his heart!
12) streetcar ( трамвай )

There's a reason they named that streetcar Desire.
13) pec ( пече )

[announcer] The pec...

1) induct ( индуктируйте )

I'm sorry, I was induct my dear friend Joe Walsh
2) floss ( мулине )

and those sticks you could floss with.
3) chew ( разжевывать )

it felt like I was chew on two lukewarm hot dogs.
4) crust ( корочки )

I can't see. My eyes are crust shut.
5) pity ( жаль )

And I pity the poor girl who makes the mistake of kissing you next.
6) melt ( растопить )

-...they melt into one big fruit snack. -Uh-huh?
7) lick ( лизнуть )

and lick it off. Yum, yum, yum.
8) weigh ( весят )

onto a kitchen counter like you weigh nothing.
9) swallow ( глотать )

and swallow every bite.
10) declare ( объявить )

Yes, I'm declaring that I'm a proud gay man.
11) shake ( встряхнуть )

What if he's shaking in his little gay boots,
12) dump ( свалка )

No. Guys, nobody dump anyone. We're still going out. We're just friends.
13) mess ( беспорядок )

Jay, please. How did everything get so mess up?

1) weirdly ( странно )

That. That, too. You're weirdly formal,
2) undeniably ( бесспорно )

♪ He's absolutely, undeniably gay ♪
3) famously ( отлично )

But weren't you famously anti-gay?
4) profoundly ( глубоко )

Oh, death is so profoundly sad.
5) positively ( положительно )

Ugh! That was positively painful, my pretty little pupusa.
6) honestly ( честно )

Honestly, I didn't like it.
7) kinda ( любопытное )

It just seems kinda hard to be gay.
8) officially ( официально )

So what's up? You officially gay?
9) loud ( громкий )

But now that I'm saying it out loud I don't know.
10) anymore ( больше )

and Don Henley doesn't call you on your birthday anymore, man.
11) ultimately ( в конечном счете )

We're in a fight but ultimately we're still friends, right?
12) everywhere ( везде )

♪ You've got style and flair You're loved everywhere ♪
13) definitely ( наверняка )

Yeah, looking back, there was definitely fecal matter on some of the basketballs.

1) scaly ( чешуйчатый )

The gross poking and prodding from your scaly alligator tongue.
2) lumpy ( кусковых )

-What do you mean? -Your lumpy friend Andrew
3) shee ( гвуз )

-just the shee fucking degradation-- -Wait, wait, wait. Hush.
4) lukewarm ( тепленькая )

it felt like I was chewing on two lukewarm hot dogs.
5) destitute ( обездоленных )

so he becomes destitute and flings himself in front of a trolley car.
6) dishonest ( нечестно )

I can't be dishonest with you, Black Santa.
7) fecal ( фекальный )

Yeah, looking back, there was definitely fecal matter on some of the basketballs.
8) nonstop ( беспосадочный )

♪ When you're gay Every day is a nonstop cabaret ♪
9) flaming ( пламенный )

-♪ So gay ♪ -♪ It's a flaming hot pink-letter day ♪
10) awkward ( неловко )

-Nick, how was your big date last night? -It started out a little awkward,
11) jealous ( завидно )

You're always making each other jealous, getting in your stupid little fights.
12) vegan ( веганский )

Ghost cock is like vegan bacon-- it just isn't as good as the real thing.
13) queer ( странно )

♪ I'm here, I'm queer, get used to me ♪

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