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A steamy novel making the rounds at school inspires Jessi to explore her own sexuality -- and leaves the boys totally confused about what girls want.
See what I mean? That brassiere is U-G-L-Y.
-Yeah, no, I'm gonna get-- -He contacts the gypsy sorceror El Colon,
I don't know what you're up to, you little perv,
Yeah. Couldn't figure out why these doodies were so delicious, so.
They're a crutch, but they cut right to the chase.
but I'm scared he'll hit me in the head with that big pillowcase of watermelons.
Are you the patriarchy?
This is the urethra. That's where the pee comes out.
Like when a baboon is in heat and presents its red bum-bum
-It's like fucking a sneeze. -You find a sneeze sexual?
-and there's firework in my stomach-- -Okay, okay!
-It ain't got no alibi. It's-- -Dog shit, I know.
But I'm not letting my scallop get ice-cold.
It looks like I sprain my tits.
which yearn to be plucked.
I know that rotten kid stole my idea for the illuminate toilet seat.
which yearn to be pluck.
and their love is forbid. [groans]
But was it her fault that she crave a ride?
They all have their ribs removed and their buttholes bleach.
I honestly wonder if he ever poop on his own balls.
-Why don't we go and affirm each other? -I'm already affirm right now.
Are you up to the part where she groom him with sweet almond oil?
I never said it out loud, but somehow he crawl into my brain
Was it not you, Mom, who insist from an early age
"Do one thing every day that scare you," closed quote,
♪ And set passions aflame Down the depths of your womanly soul ♪
[Jessi] Fatima looked down at her intricately laced bodice,
♪ You'll feel your confidence, courage And cup size magically grow ♪
and drives me passionately to you.
The Rock of Gibraltar is a brilliantly told work of historical fiction.
ergo Jessi is horny and she's wearing a red bra,
and evidently, that's one of their triggers.
-Just as horny as guys, supposedly. -[Andrew chuckles]
but technically champagne is from one specific region in France.
I honestly wonder if he ever poops on his own balls.
I never said it out loud, but somehow he crawled into my brain
I never said it out loud, but somehow he crawled into my brain
Girls are just as horny as boys. We just don't talk about it constantly.
I get it. I just want a grownup bra, okay?
♪ And set passions aflame Down the depths of your womanly soul ♪
the book takes place during the Moorish rule in Spain,
But other times we imagine a faceless dude
Our inquisitive son, our wise daughter,
Made love, not murdered our estranged spouse.
I worship your uncompromising free spirit.
Or like a million other incomprehensible things, you know what I mean?
and I make one drawing of 23 teachers having consensual sex,
by following the stars, so she creates a rudimentary astronomy lab.
All you do is make me sore and hairy and bloated
-So babies and no faces are sexy? -No, you tiny dum-dum.
[Jessi] Fatima looked down at her intricately laced bodice,