Name: Requiem for A Wet Dream
Released: 2017-10-18

1) teepee ( вигвам )

♪ Teepee, fat guy, sideways moon ♪
2) hemorrhoid ( геморрой )

You sure you don't wanna tell them about your pediatric hemorrhoid?
3) mezuzah ( мезуза )

[groans] Okay. How about a mezuzah?
4) neanderthal ( неандерталец )

He's like a sexy Neanderthal. Jay! Get over here!
5) hummus ( хумус )

Oh, boy, look at her going to town on that hummus and celery.
6) fingernail ( ноготь )

And his long fingernail are because he uses a harp in his act.
7) trifecta ( троица )

This is a real trifecta for me.
8) boner ( промах )

♪ I've got a boner in my chest ♪
9) underpants ( трусы )

Next thing you know, you're gonna be folding her underpants in center field.
10) testicle ( яичко )

But you know what hurt even more than my swollen, bruised testicle?
11) cramp ( корча )

♪ My organs bind and cramp ♪
12) ventricle ( желудочка )

This is a lovely ventricle.
13) scallop ( гребешок )

Suck down a couple of those loose scallop that Daddy packed for you.

1) throb ( пульсировать )

♪ When we're together, my insides throb ♪
2) lez ( лэз )

That we saw her mom lez out with another woman?
3) bruise ( синяк )

But you know what hurt even more than my swollen, bruise testicles?
4) ooze ( ил )

Uh-oh! There seems to be some, uh, pre-lava oozing out of the volcano.
5) sever ( разорвать )

when I skull-intercoursed Mr. Keillor's sever head.
6) cleanse ( очистить )

[voice changing] and cleanse the Earth of sin,
7) masturbate ( дрочить )

If I masturbate to someone else, I'll feel like I'm cheating on Missy.
8) ditch ( кювет )

Because they ditch me and I need something to teleport.
9) jerk ( сопляк )

But you haven't jerk off in nearly 36 hours.
10) ruin ( разорение )

You asshole! You just ruin my first kiss!
11) asshole ( козел )

You asshole! You just ruined my first kiss!
12) insist ( настаивать )

- You know, Netflix insist on it. - Really?
13) disappear ( исчезают )

Oh, he won't. Some men just disappear into their ladies,

1) kissy ( чмоки )

Come on, do a little work, kissy-kissy, ride her aboard, humpy-humpy.
2) surgically ( хирургически )

It collapsed and had to be surgically repaired.
3) lawfully ( законно )

Do you take Coach Steve to be your lawfully wedded husband?
4) sideways ( вбок )

water cooler cup, sideways comb.
5) loudly ( громко )

Now I will breathe loudly through my nose hair.
6) smoothly ( плавно )

But I'm sure things will go much more smoothly for Andrew.
7) aboard ( на борту )

Come on, do a little work, kissy-kissy, ride her aboard, humpy-humpy.
8) honestly ( честно )

I honestly don't know.
9) anymore ( больше )

I'm just kind of worried he's not gonna have time for me anymore.
10) everywhere ( везде )

Ugh! It's everywhere.
11) aka ( ака )

AKA I am not able to sign myself up, AKA I cannot read.
12) seriously ( серьезно )

We can't seriously do a science project about teleportation.
13) closer ( ближе )

Come near. The closer you look, the less you see, ha ha!

1) nauseous ( тошнотворный )

♪ I'm nauseous from the stress ♪
2) supe ( супе )

It's a supe volcano, and when it blows, the ash cloud will destroy farmland,
3) wedded ( обвенчаться )

Do you take Coach Steve to be your lawfully wedded husband?
4) flattered ( польщен )

I'm so flattered. Really.
5) crustal ( коровые )

Swelling, thrusting, crustal stretching.
6) goddamn ( чертов )

- [squishing] - It's between my goddamn toes.
7) shitty ( хреново )

I'm not freaking out! You're being a shitty friend!
8) dum ( дум )

All right, dum-dum, I don't even know if you can handle the idea that I've got.
9) troubling ( беспокоит )

I'll send you some really troubling links.
10) sideways ( вбок )

♪ Teepee, fat guy, sideways moon ♪
11) dizzy ( головокружение )

I get all dizzy, and I don't know if I'm gonna barf or cum in my pants.
12) swollen ( вздутые )

I seem to be suffering from a classic case of swollen tongue. [chuckles]
13) embarrassing ( неловко )

- It's too embarrassing. - May I propose a project?

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