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When Leah hosts a party for the high school drama crowd, Nick wrestles with a romantic dilemma, and Andrew and Missy witness a disturbing scene.
I just want the world to burn and for you to get your little dinger wet.
And I don't get any toenail clippings after we--
- Which causes acute gastritis. - Oh, great.
[Jud] Psst! Retarded faggot, up here.
Oh, here's a cool tidbit, my dad smokes weed all the time.
- He's a head pusher. - He's a head pusher.
it's the grace of your base and the spasm in her chasm.
and her mom was just about to make some decaf yerba mate.
- Give her a mouthful of cream. - [laughing]
and her mom was just about to make some decaf yerba mate.
You're the helicobacter pylori bacteria?
Yeah, your eyesight's gonna come back in, like, 30 seconds.
- [hissing] - A pox on this party.
Or you could go down on her. Pleasure beget pleasure.
The cotton candy brandy seep into his brain,
Look, nobody cherish women more than I do.
This is why I invent Cubism, so I could be like, "Ooh, shapes are cool."
Leah will slit your throat.
Leah's having a high school party and I think I might be flirt
Fine, I confess. I assaulted Andrew in the closet.
- Wow, Jud, you slash Daniel's tires? - What are you talking about?
They were married, it's a fucking mess. [chuckles]
I didn't know how to make it, so I just stir up coffee grounds into warm water.
Oh, here's a cool tidbit, my dad smokes weed all the time.
Fun fact: I was reject from Scientology, so...
You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air
Perchance I can offer you an elixir to ease your troubles, Party Wolf?
Saw that party downstairs and figured old Duke should have one of his own.
I'll be upstairs, but I'm always listening.
You'll likely see his manifesto in the news someday.
And she's surprisingly good at it.
God, you're really tangled and not sexually, huh?
- Mm-hmm. Or wherever it ends up. - Okay, that's enough.
Nothing, just, you know, my parents are officially the worst.
It's not like they make it anymore, Jessi.
- Ketchup, obviously. [chuckles] - Oh, we could've been so great.
You know I can't say no to you but we're definitely not coming. Bye, sorry.
Jack off twice and page me in the morning.
- It's all bullshit anyway. - Yeah. It is bullshit.
This boy's a tall lumpy, dumpy drink of water and we are thirsty.
Are you kidding? I'm just so jazzed you tongued me.
Well, this was a real teachable moment and now it's become something so ugly.
This boy's a tall lumpy, dumpy drink of water and we are thirsty.
No one wants a Rusted Root cover band at a bat mitzvah.
Although, if memory serves, we did make a few woolly mammoths blush.
Well, Jay, you come from an upsetting home.
Well, if the incomparable Ms. Whitney Houston
Not now, Jay, I'm having a shitty night, okay?
"I grow in jungle water and am very smelly
You're glib, Goody Holmes.
No, see, it's not gonna work. It's too unnatural.
God, you're really tangled and not sexually, huh?