Name: I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah
Released: 2017-10-18

1) simcha ( симха )

And it's been a real simcha, right, Jess?
2) tittie

When you were a baby, she made you personalized tittie cocktails.
3) tallit ( талит )

- Oh. Shall I dab it with my tallit? - [chuckles]
4) indiscretion ( нескромность )

Look at her, flaunting her indiscretion like a pair of diamond earrings.
5) pinkie ( мизинец )

Now stick your pinkie in his little toffee-colored tushie.
6) perv ( перв )

You're such a weird perv sometimes.
7) gim ( гим )

- Gimme, gim! Just gim. - [soft feedback squeal]
8) boobie ( грудастая )

I drank my mommy's boobie juice till I was 12 years old.
9) pimple ( прыщик )

you got a big ol' pimple percolatin' on your forehead,
10) aliyah ( алия )

And now, for the first aliyah,
11) pedophile ( педофил )

Know what they do to pedophile in the big house?
12) lawnmower ( газонокосилка )

Why don't you go outside, push that mons of yours against the lawnmower?
13) lard ( лярд )

- Like soap. Soap is lard. - Marty, be quiet!

1) tov ( тов )

Mazel tov on your boxy dress!
2) pervert ( извратить )

- It's nighttime. - Isn't that when you pervert go out?
3) unleash ( развязать )

and you unleash a fire hose of Monster Energy drink on her.
4) prosecute ( преследования )

- You guys could be prosecute for that. - Where, in ghost court?
5) forbid ( запретить )

Wowzie-wow, forbid lovers?
6) offend ( обидеть )

Why am I oddly offend we're not being rounded up as well?
7) punish ( наказать )

- What a work ethic on this kid. - Wait, do I not get punish?
8) tuck ( вытачки )

Um, how about I just tuck you in, kiddo, okay, and I'll be on my way?
9) envy ( зависть )

I truly envy your ability to bat away every one of my insults.
10) rub ( руб. )

just like she rub her face in Cantor Dina's--
11) mist ( туман )

You idiot! She's a delicate orchid who needs to be gently mist,
12) deserve ( заслуживают )

to get you the divorce settlement you deserve.
13) dump ( свалка )

We suck up all the bullshit that the world dump up on us

1) mons ( монс )

You can mons push me all you want.
2) angrily ( сердито )

I'm an angrily married man.
3) oddly ( странно )

Why am I oddly offended we're not being rounded up as well?
4) genuinely ( действительно )

I can tell that I'm genuinely excited because my back is really sweaty.
5) fyi ( к вашему сведению )

FYI, we're gonna begin the journey in five minutes.
6) happily ( счастливо )

But I will happily abandon my family
7) honestly ( честно )

Honestly, am I right? I-- I don't know the different ones.
8) badly ( плохо )

- And I knew it was gonna end badly. - [sniffles]
9) gently ( аккуратно )

You idiot! She's a delicate orchid who needs to be gently misted,
10) kinda ( любопытное )

- I know. You have no idea. - I kinda do.
11) alike ( так )

Everyone keeps saying how much we look alike.
12) constantly ( постоянно )

You played the wrong music, constantly referenced the Holocaust,
13) anymore ( больше )

We just won't lie to you anymore.

1) uncalled ( невостребованными )

Greg, that is uncalled for.
2) boxy ( квадратные )

- that makes your torso look boxy. - You don't like the dress?
3) kosh ( кош )

Is that kosh?
4) dumbass ( дебил )

I finally agree to let your dumbass friends play Jessi's bat mitzvah
5) chock ( упора )

Oh, Andrew. Raisins are chock-full of natural sugar.
6) fecal ( фекальный )

Because of the relentless fecal explosion.
7) bleak ( безрадостно )

Oh, Jay, that is real bleak.
8) relentless ( неумолимый )

Because of the relentless fecal explosion.
9) delinquent ( преступник )

You might know me from my bench ads, my three delinquent sons,
10) crooked ( криво )

and crooked Shannon forced you to buy that dress
11) tense ( напряженная )

Now I can see the family's having a particularly tense moment,
12) handicapped ( неполноценных )

Oh, please, if you're so handicapped maybe you shouldn't be driving!
13) asshole ( козел )

against bitch ex-wives and asshole ex-husbands,

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