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00:21:54
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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but it wasn't yo gurt, was it?!
You said you found a hair in my baloney cala-zoney?
And what kind of charmer goes around
with a full belly next to an empty crawfish bucket.
That's hearsay, I think.
Probably a whole mullet's worth.
a broken scrunchie, a few retainer, a spoon...
That is a very serious accusation, Louise.
Gasp! Right?
I'm the school receptionist, yes.
Well, I walked down the hallway,
for the yogurt eater on the go.
Applause. Applause!
"I'm a filthy liar mouth."
and the cafeteria.
It'll be a great ice breaker.
This has to be the finale. Let's go.
Help me with that pigeon head.
Jimmy Jury-- I know who I want to get sequester with.
Honestly, I was terrified the whole time,
Like, you rent him for parties.
Falsely accuse, huh?
Gene, you'll be prosecuting,
mop up something vomit-ish.
Even a broken down, chew-up,
Yes. We insist.
He's retire, but today he's going to hear our case
squirt him, hence the wet sleeve.
Mr. Frond stole my yogurt!
Yeah, I did, but everyone deserve a fair trial.
You dug deep to find the truth
No! Aha! You admit you ate it!
What am I suppose to do?
No cancellations or refund one hour prior to performance.
when teachers are rush out to their second jobs?
threw away the container in Mr. Frond's trash can,
Falsely accused, huh?
and I accidentally left it on the fountain.
Well, technically you're right,
That spoon thing went nowhere.
Yep. Literally picked out of a hat.
Are you going somewhere with this, Counselor?
I mean, personally, I really like it,
squirted him, hence the wet sleeve.
the "somewhat respectable" Judge Conklin.
Sounds like this trial is gonna drag on forever.
Ooh, double homicide. Twice as nice!
I'm a sharp-dressed, silver-tongued devil.
When, exactly, did you eat the yogurt?
and, Louise, since you were finally
It's almost like we found a hair in your Borat.
Judge Conklin is just outside, and he's ready to begin.
You, uh, actually prepaid for the show
(quietly): As soon as I figure out who that is.
Any hot 'gurt goss?
I've been a lawyer for three long, sweltering days,
I'm lactose intolerant.
"I'm a disgusting yogurt thief."
the "somewhat respectable" Judge Conklin.
No. The jury seems impartial and capable.
was jealous of my client, the gorgeous,
too predictable. You think?
Shocking. Sweet Lady Justice!
You know, I got suspicious when you mentioned
Gene's all dressed up for the school-wide mock trial.
Whoa. Forbidden conversation.
So, you're a charming prince, huh?
-You're going lip bald! -Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
And I have to say, I am impressed.
was jealous of my client, the gorgeous,
And, if he's found innocent,
It's intense.