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H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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"Hi!" You guys ready to be in some amazing frittata?
jalapeno aioli for our burgers? Love you. (kisses)
and Felixes and whatnot before the winter season.
You never do any of your chore. Y-You don't... floss.
Brunch brawl!
What did I do with my garbage ketchup?
Or an understaffed drugstore.
Skunky little booze hounds.
Okay, Brunchsquatch distraction was a success.
I'll shake my little benedicts! Bum, bum, bum!
But I had a nice head of lettuce for breakfast,
-last week was cute, but... -I beg your pardon.
LINDA: Look. "Now serving brunch
I'll shake my little benedict! Bum, bum, bum!
But before you do that, could you be a lil' cabbage
It's a hair. A single, limp, blonde hair.
DALTON: I feel really unsafe right now,
-for brunch tomorrow. -I'm making a topless burger
Well, I better go before I embarrass myself.
cram in that booth. They just want one frittata?
Bob, mind if I poke my head in your alley, so to speak?
Linda, you greet 'em and seat 'em.
You guys sure got up early and snuck out of the house.
-last week was cute, but... -I beg your pardon.
-You owe a dog money? -No. (sighs)
And now I'm trap.
It's not even wash.
-My-my kids appreciate it. -(dog barks)
Linda, this orange juice taste a little off.
Caught you just at the last second.
GENE: Sucks for you, Mom.
but we drew some pictures of the family. Gene?
The birthday boy hides, and the non-birthday boy seek.
and we lost the DVD that...
How do I find it? Do I, uh... I blog dot net or something?
And if I make it to 20, I beat my brother's record.
Hmm. You were out there an awfully long time
I almost literally never say this word,
Why aren't you hiding somewhere cool, like Europe?
Apparently, we're going to hide a man
-That a brunch skunk? -Yes, definitely a brunch skunk.
-And I know exactly where he is. -Oh, really?
Okay, quick meeting, everybody. Gather round.
I almost literally never say this word,
We can send him outside to drum up business.
I'm actually looking for my brother, Felix.
-(whistles) -Is that it, Dad? You're kind of phoning it in.
I'm going inside now, so have fun.
I mean, I'm sure they will v-very soon.
Hey, if I came back later, could you let me in?
They sure love the Mom-osas though, huh?
So far, the only person who ordered a lot is The Dame.
I thought you meant something else.
My birthday was 19 days ago.
Or an understaffed drugstore.
They're just here for the bottomless mimosas.
DALTON: I feel really unsafe right now,
She's just jealous of us. "We know."
they'll want to give an adorable little furball back?
with a fried egg and hollandaise
Be brave.
on Calvin's dumb, warm face when I break his record.
-for brunch tomorrow. -I'm making a topless burger
I love how excited you are about this.
Am I drunk or are you guys having a weird conversation?
and, uh, not weird at all,
Stupid Jimmy Pesto.
Do you think he's okay?
any money, and you can't kill anyone to keep them quiet.
That's illegal.
on Calvin's dumb, warm face when I break his record.
It's a hair. A single, limp, blonde hair.