Name: Thanks-hoarding
Released: 2020-07-19
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman

1) armload ( охапку )

I was thinking, like, maybe just a couple of armload of stuff.
2) attaboy ( молодец )

-Attaboy, attaboy. -Right. Yup. -Nice job.
3) rebar ( арматуру )

-Free rebar. -Free-bar.
4) peeler ( овощечистка )

Okay, just grab the peeler right there
5) cursive ( скоропись )

Can you write in cursive?
6) utensil ( посуда )

There's plastic utensil and paper plates
7) spatula ( шпатель )

-This? -That's the spatula again.
8) plunger ( плунжер )

No. Why does he need five plunger?
9) fixer ( фиксаж )

I'm a fixer, I fix things.
10) waffle ( вафельный )

It might be okay to give up on the half a waffle maker.
11) sucker ( присоски )

That would spruce this sucker up a little.
12) dresser ( комод )

and I caught my shirt on the dresser handle,
13) polaroid ( полароид )

Who needs luck when I got these Polaroids? Ah.
14) carrot ( морковный )

If I start the carrot at 11:30 tomorrow,
15) metaphor ( метафора )

Lot of metaphor, Bobby.
16) chunk ( чанк )

Wait, did you bring broken chunk of concrete up here?
17) cheek ( щеки )

Oh. What happened to your cheek?
18) backbone ( костяк )

Gene. It's when you take the backbone out of the turkey

1) invent ( придумывать )

That's why God invent gravy.
2) soak ( мочить )

If we soak 'em in gas, they'll burn real pretty.
3) spit ( начхать )

and I spat grape juice everywhere.
4) chop ( чоп )

* Should be chop up with a cleaver, 'less you're Teddy *
5) scare ( пугать )

And then the cuckoo scare me,
6) pretend ( притворяться )

Just pretend like you're putting those carrots in the oven.
7) peel ( лупить )

-and I'll help you with that. -Is this peel enough?
8) smell ( запах )

I smell something funky.
9) mess ( беспорядок )

Wait a minute, I mess up our Thanksgiving.
10) grab ( захватить )

So everyone grab as much as you can from these two piles,
11) nail ( лак для ногтей )

Okay, I think I have it all nail down now.
12) arrive ( приехать )

right before your family arrive and it's gonna be perfect!
13) suppose ( предположим )

I was suppose to go to my sister's for Thanksgiving,
14) invite ( приглашаем )

-Not lately. -We invite Teddy to join us
15) burn ( сжечь )

or they're already burn, and I didn't know
16) throw ( бросить )

super gentle when I throw them in the Dumpster
17) promise ( обещаю )

I call the lightbulbs. I promise I'll be super,
18) sand ( песок )

I sand it down to refinish it, but then I started working

1) smack ( чмок )

and I went smack, right into the door!
2) gently ( аккуратно )

-and gently make your way to the neck. -Wow.
3) barely ( еле )

and I still barely have enough time
4) loud ( громкий )

Well, it helps to say it out loud so I get it right.
5) perfectly ( отлично )

Don't know how it got in here; it's perfectly good.
6) obviously ( очевидно )

Fixing the chair, obviously.
7) definitely ( наверняка )

Definitely put my sister next to her husband,
8) twice ( дважды )

We looked in every room, twice.
9) exactly ( точно )

Show us exactly where you want your guests
10) alone ( один )

But, Teddy, now you're alone on Thanksgiving.
11) sometimes ( иногда )

Sometimes. But, boy, could they yell.
12) almost ( почти )

Almost as good as the one I left at home
13) super ( супер )

super gentle when I throw them in the Dumpster
14) outside ( снаружи )

He can't have gone far; let's check outside.
15) actually ( на самом деле )

It's actually making me sick. Is that normal?
16) kind ( вид )

What? It just smells kind of like my locker.
17) soon ( скоро )

I'm gonna fix that waffle maker soon.
18) enough ( достаточно )

-and I'll help you with that. -Is this peeled enough?

1) supe ( супе )

I call the lightbulbs. I promise I'll be supe,
2) disgusted ( противно )

Why is everyone so disgusted by turkey preparation?
3) unopened ( неоткрытый )

LOUISE: Like unopened, blank VHS tapes.
4) darn ( штопать )

And the rest of those darn Belchers."
5) embarrassing ( стыдно )

Like, almost too much. It's embarrassing.
6) noticeable ( заметно )

Is it noticeable?
7) festive ( праздничный )

GENE: The back is a festive beige.
8) thankful ( благодарен )

and he says what he's thankful for,
9) ridiculous ( смешно )

Yeah, that's not how it goes. You sound ridiculous.
10) unfair ( несправедливо )

I thought women had to deal with unfair body expectations.
11) awful ( ужасно )

This is awful!
12) gentle ( нежный )

super gentle when I throw them in the Dumpster
13) delicious ( вкусные )

all anyone will smell is delicious turkey.
14) rid ( избавиться )

-is get rid of some of this stuff, right? -What?!
15) nervous ( нервная )

I don't know. I'm nervous, Bob! I'm freaking out here!
16) desperate ( в отчаянии )

Bob, come on, I'm desperate here.
17) fake ( фейк )

-Do I tip or...? What, what... -Tip your fake hat
18) weird ( странно )

Dad gets weird about Thanksgiving.

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