Name: Indians on TV
Released: 2018-01-18
Cast: Aziz Ansari, Eric Wareheim, Lena Waithe

1) brouhaha ( шумиха )

I feel like you only really risk starting a brouhaha
2) chickpea ( нута )

Desi-owned, chickpea-based protein.
3) slur ( пятно )

"Hey, that's a racial slur. You mind changing that?"
4) mitten ( варежки )

or he designs mitten or does one of the jobs
5) nacho ( начо )

I got you. Hey, order of nacho here.
6) motherfucker ( уебок )

Those racist motherfucker die, and we take over!
7) mozzarella ( моцарелла )

These are mozzarella sticks.
8) lactate ( лактат )

"I think Mumbai Muscle might be causing me to lactate."
9) stereotype ( стереотип )

so much of the stuff we go out for is just stereotype?
10) brat ( отродье )

-Courtside brat. -You know what?
11) gangster ( гангстер )

♪ Some call me the gangster of love ♪
12) noodle ( лапша )

It's a thicker noodle, dummy.
13) biscuit ( бисквит )

They'd just go back to eating the biscuit.
14) pea ( гороховый )

we're really close on this pea protein.
15) audition ( прослушивание )

About destroying the audition.
16) spaghetti ( спагетти )

Ooh, what about this spaghetti? Can I have this?
17) scare ( пугать )

Hope everything's okay after the whole lactating scare.
18) microscope ( микроскоп )

and you put them under a microscope,

1) apologize ( извиняюсь )

Not only did the Kutch show up to their office and apologize,
2) crush ( давка )

Yeah, I crush it, man. How you been, dude? You look good.
3) intern ( интерн )

Much better than the spot I had when I intern at Nickelodeon.
4) prop ( опора )

prop up to look like she was reading.
5) leak ( утечка )

Damn. Man, if that email got leak, that person would get fired.
6) mess ( беспорядок )

Isn't that kind of mess up?
7) refuse ( отказать )

He refuse to do an accent to play Srikumar.
8) disagree ( не согласен )

I disagree with literally everything he says, but...
9) destroy ( уничтожить )

'cause I just destroy that scene.
10) invest ( инвестировать )

He and I are invest in the same company.
11) suppose ( предположим )

Am I suppose to wear a coat?
12) realize ( понимаю )

You realize how lucky you are? You're 12 years old.
13) bet ( ставка )

I bet it's huge.
14) catch ( поймать )

The only thing that's changed is, I caught you,
15) assume ( предположим )

I assume this jacked Indian dude you brought is Anush?
16) exist ( существует )

Progress exist. Shout-out to gays.
17) happen ( произошло )

Dude, it still happen. You see The Social Network?
18) beat ( бить )

All right, let's not beat around the bush.

1) accidentally ( случайно )

I think I accidentally got forwarded an email chain.
2) afterwards ( потом )

He said I can take you to the toy store afterwards
3) literally ( буквально )

I disagree with literally everything he says, but...
4) personally ( лично )

I personally think you should,
5) possibly ( возможно )

and possibly never working again.
6) truly ( действительно )

I am truly sorry for the email.
7) slow ( медленно )

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Slow down.
8) fucking ( бля )

"Curry our favor"? Are you fucking serious?
9) forward ( вперед )

so we won't be moving forward with it.
10) especially ( особенно )

especially because you got the leverage in this situation.
11) recently ( недавно )

As a matter of fact, I just recently recorded
12) therefore ( поэтому )

I don't rep him. Therefore, I don't give a fuck about him.
13) super ( супер )

What, you don't know how to do it? It's super easy, man.
14) actually ( на самом деле )

Well, at least they're actually
15) kind ( вид )

I just feel kind of weird doing that voice.
16) enough ( достаточно )

If you go back far enough, we're all 1/16 something.
17) later ( позже )

All right, I'll call you later.
18) though ( хотя )

You know, "curry our favor" is pretty bad, though.

1) relatable ( свойский )

It wouldn't be as, you know, relatable to a large mainstream audience.
2) disrespectful ( неуважительно )

-Mm. -I mean, that's some disrespectful shit.
3) adamant ( адамант )

He seemed pretty adamant about it.
4) sexist ( сексист )

Sexist stuff about women?
5) chilled ( охлажденная )

Chilled monkey brains.
6) unnamed ( неназванный )

Really? The two lines for "unnamed cab driver"?
7) frustrating ( расстраивает )

Yeah, but isn't it frustrating,
8) racist ( расист )

People don't get that fired up about racist Asian or Indian stuff.
9) ridiculous ( смешно )

I mean, that's ridiculous and offensive.
10) insane ( ума )

This is insane.
11) philosophical ( философские )

full of philosophical platitudes.
12) delicious ( вкусные )

I'm looking for the most delicious thing on the planet.
13) impressive ( впечатляет )

Yeah, wow, that's really impressive,
14) offensive ( наступление )

you'll find something offensive.
15) fake ( подделка )

Yeah. They got a real robot and a fake Indian.
16) damn ( черт )

I'd be working here by my damn self.
17) incredible ( невероятные )

Shit is incredible.
18) weird ( странно )

I just feel kind of weird doing that voice.

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