Name: Ladies and Gentlemen
Released: 2018-01-18
Cast: Aziz Ansari, Eric Wareheim, Lena Waithe

1) frittata ( фриттата )

and we both Instagrammed the picture of that frittata?
2) awkwardness ( несуразность )

I'm actually too afraid of the awkwardness
3) bozo ( мужлан )

If that bozo thinks he's getting a tip
4) boba ( боба )

Do you-- You want to go get some boba tea?
5) vigilante ( мститель )

Yeah, like, I'm a vigilante that, like,
6) negotiator ( переговорщик )

I'm a great negotiator, get you those primo prices.
7) robber ( грабитель )

Like, I see a bank robber, and I'm, like, "Stop it!"
8) stature ( рост )

My large stature can keep you safe.
9) summertime ( летом )

It's summertime! Let's get cooking.
10) pup ( щенок )

Ooh, is that the pet store where they got the pup cam
11) rake ( грабли )

Oh, God, do we have smaller rake?
12) forehead ( лоб )

You can't fuck up the line above their forehead.
13) bullshit ( бред )

after this bullshit,

1) snub ( курносый )

Yeah, he totally snub us.
2) rake ( грабли )

And rake too!
3) motivate ( мотивировать )

maybe he wasn't motivate by a crazy sexist agenda
4) jerk ( сопляк )

Man, we got video of you jerk off.
5) slam ( шлема )

and he slam his head on the low ceiling.
6) bust ( бюст )

Dude, you're bust, all right?
7) sweat ( пот )

now I'm sweat wherever I go.
8) possess ( обладают )

I'm just saying, if they possess our intelligence
9) shake ( встряхнуть )

Oh, oh, you seem pretty shake up.
10) defend ( защищать )

I defend Brad Honeycutt.
11) suppose ( предположим )

It's suppose to be nice tomorrow.
12) invite ( приглашаем )

but when I invite you to see You, Me and Dupree,
13) wash ( мыть )

He just went to the bathroom, wash his hands, they're still wet.

1) sometime ( иногда )

So, uh, we should hang out sometime.
2) afterwards ( потом )

and then give him a mean mug afterwards.
3) wherever ( где )

now I'm sweating wherever I go.
4) somehow ( как-то )

and could somehow organize, it'd be a fair fight.
5) definitely ( наверняка )

Though you definitely didn't need
6) forever ( навсегда )

So it took forever to order a drink there,
7) exactly ( точно )

but what would we do, exactly?
8) earlier ( ранее )

Well, um, earlier today, my friend Denise and I
9) finally ( наконец )

Finally, I had to go to that pet store, Le Petit Puppy,
10) instead ( вместо )

instead of tending to the lovely, large Caucasian man
11) especially ( особенно )

And when somebody, especially my boyfriend,
12) super ( супер )

It's super hard.
13) actually ( на самом деле )

I'm actually too afraid of the awkwardness

1) frumpy ( непривлекательный )

They're, like, all frumpy bags of pudding.
2) antiquated ( дедовский )

Isn't that whole thing just antiquated?
3) sexist ( сексист )

sort of sexist monster for thinking that
4) insulting ( обидно )

my personal experience, it's insulting.
5) fluffy ( пушистые )

Ooh, that frittata was fluffy as hell.
6) caucasian ( кавказские )

instead of tending to the lovely, large Caucasian man
7) jealous ( завидно )

Dude, I'm so jealous of your setup, man.
8) fulfilling ( выполнение )

You're nurturing this fulfilling and rich--
9) uncomfortable ( неудобно )

Yeah, it was definitely uncomfortable.
10) awful ( ужасно )

someone isn't so awful that they wouldn't
11) charming ( очаровательный )

and his charming Indian friend.
12) viral ( вирусный )

And who knows if the clip will go viral, you know?
13) impressed ( впечатлило )

Wow, I'm really impressed you knew that.

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