Name: Mornings
Released: 2018-01-18
Cast: Aziz Ansari, Eric Wareheim, Lena Waithe

1) veg ( вег )

I even made a veg version for you.
2) plank ( планк )

I'm gonna hold a plank pose-- ah-- for 30 seconds.
3) tummy ( животик )

Hey, tuck your tummy, man.
4) bullshit ( бред )

Okay, don't try and save yourself with those bullshit phrases.
5) spaghetti ( спагетти )

I made us spaghetti carbonara.
6) jukebox ( автомат )

And she was standing at this jukebox,
7) boo ( бу )

Oh, okay, well, clean boo, you left all the glasses
8) asshole ( козел )

You don't have to be an asshole about it.
9) wedge ( клин )

No, it's a firm wedge so we can get different angles.
10) dues ( взносы )

But sometimes you have to pay your dues
11) bump ( шишка )

Bumps is what I called my butt when I was a little boo.
12) fireplace ( камин )

One, two, three. Say, "Stuck in the fireplace."
13) pasta ( паста )

A pasta maker? I love it!

1) mismanage ( портить )

Wait, so you think that I'm mismanaging my time?
2) liberate ( освободить )

Great. Well, now I'm liberate from back pain.
3) shove ( впихнуть )

How about you stop rubbing your eye every time you shove your junk in me?
4) squeeze ( выжать )

-You squeeze it from the top? -Yeah.
5) spill ( разлив )

and spill Campari on the kitchen counter.
6) smell ( запах )

It smell really good in here.
7) fold ( раза )

She fold them up. That doesn't count.
8) suppose ( предположим )

but what am I suppose to do?
9) throw ( бросить )

and then when it doesn't come out anymore, I throw it away.
10) catch ( поймать )

If you catch any of my clothes on the floor or on the chair,
11) push ( толчок )

Hey, my conference call got push.
12) decide ( решить )

That's like the kind of tone people use when they've decide
13) happen ( произошло )

Yeah, it happen.

1) artistically ( артистично )

How artistically fulfilling is that?
2) theoretically ( теоретически )

theoretically rather have a clean floor than me blow you,
3) abroad ( за рубежом )

She just wanted to live abroad for a little while.
4) apparently ( видимо )

that I don't care about, apparently.
5) eventually ( в конце концов )

and eventually, they went home together,
6) sometimes ( иногда )

Okay, well, sometimes my contacts get dried, okay?
7) fucking ( бля )

and, what, and I fucking hate my life?
8) instead ( вместо )

instead of this one that I chose for no reason.
9) quite ( вполне )

Thank you. I'm quite proud of my bumps.
10) almost ( почти )

Dev, we've been dating for almost a year!
11) actually ( на самом деле )

Yeah. That'd be actually really nice.
12) kind ( вид )

I kind of changed my mind, and I think you should leave,
13) later ( позже )

Great. All right, see you later.

1) distracting ( отвлекает )

It's distracting.
2) insensitive ( бестактно )

but you're being really insensitive about it.
3) respectful ( уважительное )

you should be respectful of my place
4) ashamed ( пристыжен )

But it just makes me feel like you're ashamed of me
5) awkward ( неловко )

If it's awkward, I don't want to make you do anything
6) racist ( расист )

so you're a racist boo and a dirty boo.
7) asleep ( спит )

I'll just chop their head off when they're asleep."
8) insane ( ума )

That was insane.
9) dumb ( тупой )

and work on some more dumb shit
10) intimate ( интимные )

an intimate conversation with Beatrice.
11) intense ( интенсивный )

Yeah, six months would have been pretty intense.
12) strict ( строгий )

Babeland has a very strict return policy
13) offensive ( наступление )

it's very offensive,

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