Name: The Unicorns Have Got to Go
Released: 2017-01-31
Cast: J.G. Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin

1) hangout ( тусоваться )

when Benson finds out about your friends and their little hangout time,
2) trampoline ( батут )

Bros! I found a trampoline!
3) moron ( придурок )

You two moron had better get this mess cleaned up
4) bum ( бомж )

Can I bum a spray, can I bum a spray?
5) unicorn ( единорог )

unicorn slomp!
6) nerd ( ботан )

You know this nerd?
7) loser ( неудачник )

What kind of loser would want a bunch of chicks
8) bro ( братан )

joe with my bro!
9) jerk ( придурок )

Quit bein' such a jerk!
10) insect ( насекомое )

They're like insect, but...
11) idiot ( идиот )

I can't believe you idiot let those unicorns in here.
12) dude ( чувак )

That doesn't sound like a dude's name.
13) garbage ( мусор )

but that doesn't give you the right to treat me like garbage!
14) mess ( беспорядок )

You two morons had better get this mess cleaned up
15) chick ( цыпленок )

What kind of loser would want a bunch of chick
16) drag ( тянуть )

Drag racing.
17) bunch ( связка )

What kind of loser would want a bunch of chicks
18) lawn ( лужайка )

They peed on my lawn.

1) owe ( должен )

You owe me an apology!
2) smell ( запах )

And you smell great too.
3) hang ( повесить )

If you would have just hung out with me and played some Strong Johns,
4) suppose ( предположить )

How is that suppose to get me a lady?
5) pee ( пописать )

They pee on my lawn.
6) smile ( улыбка )

Margaret totally just smile at me.
7) realize ( понимать )

I don't think I've ever realize how awesome you are.
8) promise ( обещание )

I promise.
9) lose ( терять )

I once was lost,
10) happen ( случиться )

none of this woulda happen.
11) sleep ( спать )

You sleep on this, bro?!
12) seem ( кажется )

They seem pretty cool, though!
13) leave ( покидать )

If you leave,
14) tell ( сказать )

I told you it was DudeTime!
15) love ( любовь )

the ladies love dudes who slick their hair back.
16) want ( хочу )

I still want the cologne.
17) know ( знать )

You know that stuff's not gonna work.
18) need ( необходимость )

I sorta need your help.

1) slick ( ловкий )

the ladies love dudes who slick their hair back.
2) definitely ( определенно )

It's definitely not
3) finally ( ну наконец то )

Finally somebody's speaking my language!
4) actually ( фактически )

Actually,
5) enough ( довольно )

That we're totally not hanging out enough.
6) later ( позже )

Dude, we can hang out later.
7) though ( хотя )

They seem pretty cool, though!
8) ever ( когда-либо )

I don't think I've ever realized how awesome you are.
9) once ( один раз )

I once was lost,
10) never ( никогда )

there's one thing unicorns never say no to.
11) too ( тоже )

Probably 'cos I'm too busy drinking joe with
12) down ( вниз )

DudeTime down here?
13) long ( длинный )

As long as I don't have to stand next to that
14) right ( право )

She's probably on her way right now.
15) where ( где )

This is where she works.
16) over ( над )

I'm over here.
17) just ( просто )

Margaret totally just smiled at me.
18) back ( назад )

the ladies love dudes who slick their hair back.

1) hav ( море )

wonderful day we're hav-
2) rid ( избавляться )

So, how do we get rid of them?
3) stupid ( тупой )

Are you done with your stupid cologne yet?
4) dead ( мертвый )

You're dead! You're gonna die!
5) strong ( сильный )

Strong Johns?
6) quick ( быстрый )

I just wanna go buy some that cologne really quick.
7) sure ( конечно )

Are you sure she'll be into this?
8) hard ( жесткий )

Well, that's really hard.
9) little ( немного )

Little dude makes me laugh.
10) total ( всего )

total loser I'm up for anything.
11) same ( те же самые )

Then we'll both have the same amount of respect for each other.
12) right ( право )

You guys know what to do, right?
13) real ( настоящий )

A real apology.
14) great ( отличный )

And you smell great too.
15) good ( хороший )

had a really good point.
16) next ( следующий )

As long as I don't have to stand next to that
17) first ( первый )

my bro like we came here to do in the first place, remember?
18) other ( другой )

Then we'll both have the same amount of respect for each other.

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