Name: First Day
Released: 2017-02-01
Cast: J.G. Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin

1) peper ( перец )

They're playing rock peper scissors. Grab on!
2) parchment ( пергамент )

Although where I come from, we called it quartz parchment shears.
3) scissors ( ножницы )

They're playing rock peper scissors. Grab on!
4) cereal ( зерновой )

Oh my. I never seen anyone eating cereal like that.
5) spoon ( ложка )

This is the only clean spoon left dude.
6) idiot ( идиот )

Pops, you're coming with me, and you two idiot,
7) quartz ( кварц )

Although where I come from, we called it quartz parchment shears.
8) dude ( чувак )

This is the only clean spoon left dude.
9) ham ( ветчина )

I don't wanna put my ham or whatever.
10) mess ( беспорядок )

You're throwing that chair away, and then you're cleaning up this whole mess!
11) trash ( мусор )

where the big man-made come upon & wisk it away to magic trash city!
12) fault ( вина )

This is all your fault!
13) promise ( обещание )

Let's just both promise that starting right now
14) prize ( приз )

I take it upon myself to eat your prize.
15) pants ( брюки )

Dude, it sounds like old man pants.
16) milk ( молоко )

You want some milk.
17) bowl ( миска )

That's what the bowl are for.
18) row ( ряд )

99 ties in a row!

1) adore ( обожать )

I adore rock paper scissors.
2) chuck ( чак )

Can we at least check it out, before you chuck it?
3) lie ( ложь )

Dude, I was lying.
4) throw ( бросить )

Shouldn't you guys be throw that thing away?
5) guess ( угадать )

I guess.
6) mean ( жадный )

I mean you're lazy.
7) fire ( пожар )

if this isn't cleaned up when I get back, You're fire!
8) purchase ( покупка )

I purchase it through the post and it just isn't as comfortable as it looks.
9) sound ( звук )

Dude, it sound like old man pants.
10) tell ( сказать )

I kinda told them you'd be a good idea to hire,
11) let ( позволять )

I'm never let you sit it.
12) look ( смотреть )

Yeah, why would you throw that thing out? It look awesome.
13) love ( любовь )

- ...Did you see that chair? - I love chairs...
14) want ( хочу )

You want some milk.
15) know ( знать )

We could get some stuff for by earning some money. You know?
16) need ( необходимость )

then we need to play a game that takes a little more skill.
17) get ( получить )

Dude, get up. We got to get ready for work.
18) help ( помогите )

You guys help him throw it away when you're done.

1) terribly ( ужасно )

Quartz parchment shears' gone terribly wrong...
2) absolutely ( абсолютно )

Quartz parchment shears and they already tied two times, it's absolutely fascinating!
3) far ( далеко )

so far this job is awesome!
4) else ( еще )

You know who else gonna play quartz parchment shears for your old Silounna?
5) ever ( когда-либо )

Dude, this is the most uncomfortable chair I ever sat in.
6) least ( наименее )

Can we at least check it out, before you chuck it?
7) never ( никогда )

I never got a job that got you a place to live.
8) too ( тоже )

Just cause I was too lazy to do something boring
9) around ( около )

Skips, take the shortcut, I'll go around back.
10) even ( даже )

I never even had a job.
11) right ( право )

Let's just both promise that starting right now
12) where ( где )

where the big man-made come upon & wisk it away to magic trash city!
13) most ( большинство )

Dude, this is the most uncomfortable chair I ever sat in.
14) over ( над )

You get to flip that cart back over.
15) just ( просто )

Just cause I was too lazy to do something boring
16) back ( назад )

Look, I gotta get back to work.
17) first ( первый )

Okay. Me first.
18) now ( сейчас )

Let's just both promise that starting right now

1) uncomfortable ( неудобный )

Dude, this is the most uncomfortable chair I ever sat in.
2) fascinating ( увлекательный )

Quartz parchment shears and they already tied two times, it's absolutely fascinating!
3) dear ( дорогая )

Oh, dear!
4) evil ( злой )

And they shouldn't be playing that. It's an evil game.
5) amazing ( удивительный )

The most amazing game of quartz parchment shears is happening right now!
6) fine ( хорошо )

Oh, they're fine!
7) enough ( довольно )

Enough!
8) whole ( все )

so can you try not to do the whole "Rigby thing".
9) quick ( быстрый )

Benson, come quick!
10) bad ( плохо )

Well, then I guess it's too bad that after I win it.
11) able ( способный )

It doesn't matter. I wasn't able to hold on that chair anyways.
12) possible ( возможное )

That's not even possible, baby!
13) left ( оставил )

This is the only clean spoon left dude.
14) little ( немного )

then we need to play a game that takes a little more skill.
15) old ( старый )

Dude, it sounds like old man pants.
16) big ( большой )

where the big man-made come upon & wisk it away to magic trash city!
17) own ( своя )

I still can't believe we get our own rooms!
18) much ( много )

How much skill?

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