Name: Tweek x Craig
Released: 2016-11-03
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) seme ( семе )

In yaoi art, the seme, or "top,"
2) spaz ( спаз )

We thought you were just a spaz,
3) uke ( укэ )

is usually dominating the uke, or "bottom,"
4) altercation ( препирательства )

was in an altercation at school today.
5) quarrel ( ссора )

Just a lovers' quarrel, probably.
6) breakup ( расставание )

We just have to stage a fake breakup
7) sweetie ( конфетка )

Oh, look, sweetie! Someone sent you flowers.
8) moonlight ( лунный свет )

with "Craig and Tweek: Moonlight Dance."
9) rumor ( слух )

a lot of rumor flying around.
10) temptation ( искушение )

♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
11) bro ( братан )

I don't care about that, bro!
12) intercourse ( общение )

Yaoi, anal intercourse, Maui Zaui.
13) asshole ( козел )

if you wanted to take a gander at Tweek's asshole?
14) guideline ( руководство )

but you still have to follow some guideline, all right?
15) emotion ( эмоции )

Yaoi is a blend of emotion and beauty
16) spike ( спайк )

But you've got spike, man.
17) spark ( искра )

You just need a little spark of magic.
18) detention ( задержание )

You want two weeks detention instead?!

1) spout ( носик )

♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
2) attract ( привлечь )

You are wasting your time. I'm not attract to guys.
3) refuse ( отказать )

They are dogs who refuse not apologize
4) pee ( писать )

and then I pee in his mouth just for fun.
5) introduce ( ввести )

who have introduce us to an art style called yaoi.
6) realize ( понимаю )

I realize that, and I'm sorry.
7) demonstrate ( продемонстрировать )

as demonstrate in Heather Nishimura's
8) pull ( тянуть )

You think you can just pull that shit you pull at school,
9) decide ( решить )

I just don't understand how it's decide.
10) draw ( ничья )

Well, but then why would Asian girls draw them like that?
11) seek ( искать )

♪ And in the darkness we all seek ♪
12) happen ( произошло )

I guess something happen at school today
13) guess ( думаю )

I guess something happened at school today
14) expect ( ожидать )

Something to be expect in relationships.
15) touch ( сенсорный )

"Craig, is it all right with you if I touch your penis?"
16) seem ( кажется )

Yeah, Stan seem really perplexed.
17) pick ( выбрать )

They just pick who they pick,
18) waste ( отходов )

You are wasting your time. I'm not attracted to guys.

1) damn ( черт )

Everyone's so damn happy,
2) aside ( в сторону )

♪ Put cares aside for just a day ♪
3) somewhere ( где-то )

Okay. Now we're getting somewhere.
4) apparently ( видимо )

Apparently, there were no affirmative-consent issues,
5) finally ( наконец )

I'm so glad that Craig is finally happy.
6) instead ( вместо )

You want two weeks detention instead?!
7) almost ( почти )

Okay, okay. The date's almost over.
8) actually ( на самом деле )

How the hell do they actually make people ga--
9) kind ( вид )

'Cause I think you're kind of cute.
10) far ( далеко )

You're going too far, dude.
11) together ( вместе )

Me and him aren't together! Why is this happening?!
12) usually ( обычно )

is usually dominating the uke, or "bottom,"
13) else ( еще )

You'll just have to go be gay with someone else.
14) sure ( уверен )

He sure is. Come on in.
15) always ( всегда )

and, um, so it's the way it's always been.
16) never ( никогда )

And I want you to know we've never been so proud of you.
17) again ( снова )

You better not fucking push me again, man!
18) too ( слишком )

And do you think I'm cute, too?

1) believable ( правдоподобно )

You just follow my lead and try and make it believable, okay?
2) whimsical ( прихотливая )

Kelly Zhou goes a bit more whimsical
3) miserable ( убогие )

you make yourself miserable your whole life.
4) jealous ( завидно )

Why? Are you jealous?
5) vague ( расплывчато )

♪ Life was simple, problems vague ♪
6) lame ( хромой )

Oh, don't use that lame shit on me, man.
7) irrelevant ( неактуально )

That is completely irrelevant, okay?
8) delicate ( нежный )

Go talk to him, Randy, and be delicate.
9) affirmative ( позитивные )

is that you understand affirmative consent.
10) insane ( ума )

What?! Are you insane?!
11) supportive ( поддерживает )

Since they are gay, we want to be supportive.
12) dumb ( тупой )

♪ Some of it's just really dumb ♪
13) forbidden ( запрещено )

"Tweek and Craig: Forbidden Love."
14) fake ( подделка )

We just have to stage a fake breakup
15) damn ( черт )

♪ No one can lift the damn thing ♪
16) sad ( печально )

The whole town is sad. Cupid Me, you have to help.
17) romantic ( романтический )

If there is a romantic relationship here,
18) korean ( корейский )

I don't know. That was Korean. I'm Japanese.

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