Name: Toilet Paper
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) fibber ( выдумщик )

Just wait till we get you home, you little fibber!
2) weirdo ( чудак )

Freakin' weirdo, man.
3) fib ( привирать )

What fib have you been telling this policeman, Butters?
4) perpetrator ( исполнитель )

Perhaps more than one perpetrator?
5) fella ( парень )

Because I'm such a charming fella?
6) brutality ( брутальность )

I don't think anybody deserves that kind of brutality.
7) reindeer ( олень )

A reindeer?
8) tart ( терпкий )

No, the only Mexican guy I recall bought toaster tart and chips.
9) autograph ( автограф )

and we asked her for her autograph,
10) footprint ( след )

There are several footprint in the snow...
11) toaster ( тостер )

No, the only Mexican guy I recall bought toaster tarts and chips.
12) thigh ( бедра )

Did she spank your thigh with cold cuts
13) mister ( господин )

We have had it, mister!
14) goth ( гот )

the goth chick from "The Breakfast Club,"
15) temptation ( искушение )

♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
16) asshole ( козел )

Well, you don't, because you're an uncaring asshole, Cartman.
17) umbrella ( зонтик )

and stick umbrella up your ass?
18) scream ( умора )

and hear the scream of her daughters.

1) accost ( обращение )

but on the way, we were accost by five Scientologists
2) victimize ( преследовать )

and another family is victimize!
3) interrogate ( допросить )

Yeah, we interrogate the suspect for over 40 hours,
4) spout ( носик )

♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
5) insist ( настаивать )

Josh insist he be able
6) administer ( администрировать )

which were administer at the Scientology center in Denver
7) spill ( разлив )

He almost spill the beans in the counselor's office.
8) quilt ( одеяло )

Tell me. The toilet paper... Was it quilt?
9) dare ( смею )

How dare she talk to us like that?
10) deserve ( заслуживают )

I don't think anybody deserve that kind of brutality.
11) suppose ( предположим )

This was suppose to be my story,
12) recall ( напомним )

No, the only Mexican guy I recall bought toaster tarts and chips.
13) shoot ( стрелять )

and then he shot me up with sodium pentothal.
14) realize ( понимаю )

I realize now that even though you might not get caught
15) recognize ( признать )

Yes, I recognize the floral pattern now.
16) crack ( трещины )

and he finally crack.
17) catch ( поймать )

Well, I understand the people who did it weren't caught,
18) lose ( потерять )

He's losing it. He's gonna crack.

1) luckily ( к счастью )

Luckily for us, one of you had enough of a conscience
2) accidentally ( случайно )

we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home
3) damn ( черт )

You know damn well you didn't toilet-paper that house.
4) somewhere ( где-то )

Hello, Kyle. Going somewhere?
5) unfortunately ( к сожалению )

but unfortunately I could only afford a Wiffle bat,
6) certainly ( конечно )

I certainly can. I'm your teacher.
7) perhaps ( возможно )

Perhaps more than one perpetrator?
8) sometimes ( иногда )

I guess I learned today that sometimes you...
9) fucking ( бля )

I will fucking kill you.
10) finally ( наконец )

and finally got a ride home with a man
11) forward ( вперед )

to come forward.
12) quite ( вполне )

Ooh. Policeman Brown. Never quite made officer.
13) thus ( таким образом )

thus transforming her entire occupation.
14) almost ( почти )

He almost spilled the beans in the counselor's office.
15) outside ( снаружи )

Uh, Policeman Brown, will you take Josh outside, please?
16) actually ( на самом деле )

- but we actually don't need... - Hold it!
17) kind ( вид )

Well, art's just kind of... for gaywads.
18) inside ( внутри )

Oh, wait, wait. There's kids inside.

1) uncaring ( безразлично )

Well, you don't, because you're an uncaring asshole, Cartman.
2) fajitas ( фахитас )

No. Last Thursday night was fajitas night.
3) bothersome ( надоедливым )

You can imagine how bothersome that becomes.
4) drastic ( кардинальные )

I think tonight we need to do something drastic.
5) suspicious ( подозрительно )

Don't you guys think this is a little suspicious?
6) abusive ( матерный )

Was your mother abusive?
7) sore ( болит )

whoo, smokies, is she gonna be sore.
8) harsh ( суровый )

Due to the harsh nature of my crimes,
9) relaxing ( расслабляющий )

Nice, relaxing night at home, huh?
10) brave ( храбрый )

except for Eric, who gets one week for being brave.
11) harmful ( вредные )

might be harmful to my freedom, Officer.
12) charming ( очаровательный )

Because I'm such a charming fella?
13) calm ( спокойный )

So calm.
14) rid ( избавить )

- Cartman, what are you doing? - I'm getting rid of our problem.
15) floral ( цветочные )

Yes, I recognize the floral pattern now.
16) juvenile ( в отношении несовершеннолетних )

Josh, you have to go back to juvenile hall.
17) careful ( осторожны )

Now, you kids be careful with this chewing gum.
18) weak ( слабый )

and we all know who the weak link is.

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