Name: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) geologist ( геолог )

All the top Colorado geologist
2) rooftop ( на крыше )

off of their rooftop, right?
3) pew ( скамья )

Pew pew pew pew pew!
4) catastrophe ( катастрофа )

What we are looking at is a global warming catastrophe
5) sweetheart ( дорогая )

Here you go, sweetheart.
6) carrot ( морковный )

Peas and carrot peas and carrot peas carrot!
7) pea ( гороховый )

Peas and carrots pea and carrots pea carrots!
8) evacuation ( эвакуация )

to the Southern states for evacuation now!
9) rumor ( слух )

All rumor of global warming were true...
10) temptation ( искушение )

♪ humble folks without temptation ♪
11) asshole ( козел )

Hey, wait up you asshole, God!
12) crab ( краб )

and now you're all blaming crab people
13) silicone ( силикон )

Food, silicone!
14) gentleman ( джентльмен )

Ladies and gentlemen, if global warming
15) helicopter ( вертолет )

We need all army helicopter
16) survivor ( выживший )

Any word on how the survivor in the town are doing, Mitch?
17) neighbor ( сосед )

♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
18) dude ( чувак )

Dude, dude, did you see the news last night?

1) overtake ( перегнать )

a massive flood has overtake the town of Beaverton, Colorado.
2) inherit ( наследовать )

and now you've inherit our problems!
3) explode ( взрываются )

and explode!
4) warn ( предупредить )

We were warn this would happen and...
5) predict ( прогнозировать )

Global warming appears to have struck as predict
6) settle ( поселиться )

All around the country, panic and chaos are settling in.
7) mess ( беспорядок )

We were mess around in this guy's new boat
8) trap ( ловушка )

You saw all those people, trap on their roofs?
9) grab ( захватить )

Come on, everyone grab what you can!
10) gather ( собрать )

have gather at the governor's office
11) survive ( выжить )

If we survive this I don't intend to live in poverty!
12) investigate ( расследование )

the cause of the Beaverton flood is being investigate.
13) shut ( закрыть )

Are you suggesting we shut down the economy?
14) egg ( яйцо )

and Cartman egg me on and...
15) lie ( ложь )

but still lie about it.
16) flood ( наводнение )

Cartman flood Beaverton?
17) rescue ( спасение )

We'd like to be rescue, please...
18) crash ( аварии )

I crash it into Beaverton dam.

1) secretly ( тайно )

They've been secretly building
2) indoors ( в помещении )

You must stay indoors, do not try to go out!
3) literally ( буквально )

I literally broke the dam.
4) exactly ( точно )

We're not sure what exactly is going on
5) earlier ( ранее )

Earlier today, a break in the beaver dam
6) alone ( один )

You can't do this alone!
7) finally ( наконец )

They finally came to help everyone!
8) quite ( вполне )

tom, so this would be quite devastating.
9) outside ( снаружи )

Tom, I'm standing just outside of Chicago
10) actually ( на самом деле )

My God, you've actually seen people
11) currently ( в настоящее время )

Tom, I'm currently ten Miles outside of Beaverton,
12) fast ( быстрый )

I never thought global warming could happen so fast.
13) together ( вместе )

We've got to pull together
14) ago ( назад )

should have done something about that dam years ago.
15) ever ( всегда )

but the fact is, no statistical proof has ever been confirmed
16) sure ( уверен )

Sure I do.
17) never ( никогда )

the likes of which we've never seen.
18) too ( слишком )

I'm afraid it's too late for them, sweetie.

1) tidal ( приливные )

but New York will have tidal waves
2) devastating ( разрушительные )

tom, so this would be quite devastating.
3) shocking ( шокирующие )

But now, shocking new evidence has indicated that
4) alright ( в порядке )

Mr. Garrison, are you alright?
5) southwestern ( югозападный )

The balmy southwestern states might have a chance
6) useless ( бесполезно )

It's useless this traffic isn't moving!
7) awful ( ужасно )

Boy, that's just awful.
8) swift ( свифт )

What a swift and speedy rescue!
9) impressed ( впечатлило )

Excuse me, I'm sure we're all very impressed
10) caring ( уход )

If you're so caring, Kyle why don't you
11) fake ( подделка )

I know that all Jews carry fake bags of gold around their necks
12) damn ( черт )

Yeah, you drive that damn S.U.V. around!
13) republican ( республиканский )

With all due respect, cliche dissenting republican,
14) stupid ( глупо )

No stupid Kyle around.
15) okay ( ладно )

Look, it's okay, we weren't here.
16) alive ( жив )

Stan, you're alive!
17) quiet ( тихий )

Quiet, children, quiet, we need to hear!
18) statistical ( статистические )

but the fact is, no statistical proof has ever been confirmed

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