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The Planet Express crew get trapped in a fantasy world.
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The generalissimo of dice.
Well, there isn't any dark matter. Nibbler hasn't pooped at all.
Great Godzilla's gonad!
Maybe have them cook me nice dinner. No scallion. I hate them.
Here, enjoy a relaxing spritz from my empathy bladder.
-Walt, the leader among imbecile. -Hey!
Says who? Was it the bugbear?
Wow, the big fecal enchilada. Anyone else hungry?
-Those three exterminator are hilarious. -Really?
are you aware that a dragon's one weakness is its soft underbelly?
mastodon flatulence to heat his cave.
Thank God, an outhouse. I can't hold it in much longer.
and feast on the succulent flesh of the roast munchkin!
Foolish leprechaun, I scoop your treasure in the name of the fancy men.
whom you've already had the displeasure of meeting.
Or perversion of a sexual nature.
'Tis named for its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness...
Deep in the unicorn's rump sack, you find
Greedy old hag, taste the wrath of my fuzzy slipper.
we're trying to traverse the Quagmire of Slogdonia.
Baby, always got a mouthful of such sweet things to say
in an ill-conceived attempt to create a more durable harpsichord wax.
Scallops must've got them.
but we'll keep pinching loaf after loaf from the bowels of the earth,
That's a dodecahedral crystal I found hidden in the downstairs walrus tank.
and a mysterious scrap of cloth bearing the unmistakable stench of dwarf urine.
What shades of green is that? Puke?
-He's a centaur like me. -You wish.
You decapitate the unicorn.
Nine? You did it. You outwit the fungus.
Unbeknownst to me, Mom captured my colleagues and enslaved them here
Unbeknownst to me, Mom captured my colleagues and enslave them here
Startled, my cuteness reflex kicked in.
They've elude us, Mother.
For I've just thunk up an alternative energy source.
But hear me well when I posit that we must
Well, he who refuted it, toot it.
Let us join forces before the light of good is extinguish forever.
Don't stop, Professor. I'm getting arouse.
I was kidnap yesterday by Mom's vile sons,
Well, he who refute it, tooted it.
brim with unique and irreplaceable species.
Beware, Frydo. Don't be seduce. Hang on a second.
...making it the most potent fuel since primitive man first ignite
It just hasn't descend yet.
Excuse me a moment, I'm swarm with parasites.
Well, here's your problem, right here. You've got a skull embed in your head.
But what I have invent is a means of locating the missing crystal.
It's not a magic bug, you dope. It's a magic arachnid.
Well, there isn't any dark matter. Nibbler hasn't poop at all.
Well, he who articulate it, particulate it.
Anyway, Momon spawn three rotten sons,
But we have no choice. Rednecks insult us.
I now prescribe group therapy.
But rest assured, we've already slap each other,
-What am I? Chopped liver? -Shut up.
-So, this land is real? -Oh, dreadfully real.
After wandering aimlessly in the swamp, you suddenly...
Show me on this anatomically correct doll exactly where he touched you.
I will now delicately jerk out your imagination,
Verily, our quest has begun.
Thankfully, the amazing talking horse was rescued
Evidently not.
Honestly, have you ever seen stag horn at this price?
lt's remotely possible that he just said something about The Scary Door.
So close, I can practically feel the heat of the fiery molten plastic.
Wherever you are, Farnsworth, my boys will find you.
lmagine, if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
I hereby place myself in command of the royal army.
But somehow the rich, wrong stench of her boney charms
And furthermore, if mayhem be your intent,
Step aside turkey-neck. I think I know the code.
-What the... You okay, Leela? -Yeah, I think so.
Excuse you. As you apparently didn't notice,
Yes, yes, please help me. The die is tearing me apart.
No. I'm afraid, the crystal is lost forever.
Eventually, the planet was mined down to a hollow shell
but I don't see how I can possibly destroy that monster.
after twice before realizing how evil she was
You're absolutely right, Doctor. Can the collar come off now?
For 1.3 milliseconds, I truly believed I was a noble robot
-I don't think so. -Me, neither.
I bet you'd like to know. I bet you'd like to know, indeed.
created an alternate reality that very nearly blew our minds.
Yes! We made it out of that godforsaken cave.
and the gelatinous cube dies in horrible poverty.
-l feel unappreciated at work. -What?
For to defeat Momon, we must melt it in the super bombastic,
A new supe fuel, eh?
Morbo shouldn't. It will go straight to Morbo's gargantuan forehead.
There is no shortage, you moronic ass-brain!
No! No! Fancy men are defenseless against cone of coldness.
brimming with unique and irreplaceable species.
As beautiful now as the day I got botched laser eye surgery.
the impenetrable stronghold of Momon.
Close, you're in the loony bin for a robotomy.
Followed by a disrespectful marionette show
I'm intrigued, Hubert. You have my undivided attention.
Giddy up, Sparky!
Just the alluring scent of Obsession for spaniels.
Outstanding! Tonight we are witnessing a veritable clinic
You mean you've known I was sentient?
and that ludicrous hullabaloo known as demolition derby.
Most ingenious.
I was kidnapped yesterday by Mom's vile sons,
Back in those days, dark matter was just a worthless inert curiosity,
But be careful. You'll need all your stoogely cunning.