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Three friends are on the verge of getting their video game financed when their benefactor is taken hostage by terrorists.
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The backstabber, the betrayers, the Judas...
♪ Bedbugs in the motel ♪
I'm thinking the maintenance breezeway. The vents there?
-The consistency's thick, like flubber. -Mm.
The backstabbers, the betrayer, the Judas...
and you still got atrocious-ass halitosis, but I'm surprised.
♪ Mosh-pitting on your toenail ♪
♪ Mobsters don't box My pump shot obliges ♪
You need to write down all the technical mumbo jumbo
Not my pecker!
And the air freshener are because...
What, we should just jerk the goon off into submission?
Then that motherfucker died. Ehh!
Are we the idiotic?
-Suture, suture, suture. You spell "suture"!
from a disrespectful and arrogant billionaire child...
I call her Tums 'cause she relieves my heartburn.
♪ Stay laced in the best Well-dressed with finesse ♪ ♪ In a white tee, lookin' for wifey ♪
Hey, fella. Bey Awadi's security here. We just have one question.
Attention, all units. Operation Trespass begins now.
Looks like a human-sized ketchup packet exploded.
Slavery, drone,
Come on. She's a lunatic! Is this true, Erma?
-Fuck off, fag. You'd seriously wanna pitch the Bey of Tunisia
I'm not a fuckin' invader, bro.
-Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl. -Plow-girl.
Yeah, this is all my belongings, so...
with corn relish.
or regrown, or whatever the hell they're gonna do to get us back
I'm gonna wiggle us back in there, you backstab bitches!
Eh, I give it eight weeks before me and the Swamp Thing get reattach,
That's fine. I'm okay with you repress your emotions for now,
Erma derail the entire operation the moment she got here.
♪ Mobsters don't box My pump shot oblige ♪
The one that betray Jesus
Shredded, baby!
they just discontinue the KFC Double Down out of nowhere,
or he choke on a computer. So what's going on up there?
Looks like a human-sized ketchup packet explode.
Oh! Whoa, dude, I just slap the shit out of her.
-He spit it out but said it was delicious. -Yes.
The key to our jiggy fuckin' lifestyle is tuck in that butler's pocket.
I steer clear of that one.
-I haven't shave in months. Okay, this is it.
after you toss this fat fuck's salad.
Fine! Yes, I live here, okay? I jerk off up here. I paint myself here.
Okay, so basically, I rig up this ironing board,
I have been crawl around this hotel for hours.
I call her Tums 'cause she relieve my heartburn.
Because I want you to know that if you behave like a pig,
♪ Y'all appoint me To bring rap justice ♪
Keep your eyes peel. The Bey's somewhere here.
Well, Lil Puma looks kind of tucker out.
-Thank you. I'm chill out.
There's one. There's one. This guy's bust loads all over this room.
He's just knock out. Like the movie Friday. "He got knock the fuck out!"
By this time tomorrow, we'll be sitting poolside
and we go back to working on the idea... together, secretly.
voiced over and visually modeled after famous actors, of course.
Okay, but I haven't actually technically flown this type of--
♪ Thug girl who fly and talks so nicely ♪
they just discontinued the KFC Double Down out of nowhere,
Additionally, I will kill one hostage every 15 minutes
but I put my pride aside
I'm basically the Rick Ross of our friendship tripod.
I need a minute, man. I got to take a little trip somewhere.
He screened the dead guy. Don't take it personally.
-she could have one, obviously. -Well, she-- -Hey!
but it's definitely enough salvia to hotbox the whole conference room.
-Everything's falling apart. -Ah. Hey, hey, hey.
to control his muscles. Unfortunately, I ran out of stim pads,
and that check is gonna change our lives forever.
♪ We can drive through the city No doubt ♪
Yes, that's exactly right.
it's 'cause the AC was really blasting earlier.
Excuse me. Step away immediately.
Leave their stuff alone. You're gonna make them madder.
Sometimes the government's politically correct hands
So fucking get there!
We finally have a shot
Step forward.
especially if I can control them, you know what I mean?
Too late. They're already dead.
Well, almost everybody we asked about it. Right?
Shaggy goes on to finish the song and is unharmed, as far as we know.
Why do I have to be so goddamn industrious?
I need help. That was not badass. Come on!
We should be wearing diamonds, collecting albino pythons, dating on Raya.
but that was derailed by some idiotic waiters.
-I'm showing them I'm unarmed. Shut up.
Listen, dum-dum.
just the sort of frivolous investment we spoke about not partaking in.
How's about I call corporate and tell them what a disgusting
Darren, think of something dope and badass to get us out.
You've never brought it up sober, so we were kind of waiting for you to...
Man, busted-ass Shaggy ain't performing shit, a'ight?
you've got nothing to be ashamed of.
I am beyond thrilled that you are no longer a controlling asshole
You guys look exhausted.
Your treatment of our hotel guest is unacceptable,
It's rude to just call right back. You leave a message,
with our explosive triggers before we can take control of the rooftop.
♪ You fucked up You fucking Nazi whore ♪
You look motherfucking insane.
hanging outside the ninth
a very chill performance... by Shaggy.
Very neat.
I want verbal confirmation from you, Darren.
Ahmad, you dumb fuck. You gotta call somebody, yo.