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A humorous take on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's classic mysteries featuring Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson.
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What's an onanist?
All right, good lungful of the cleansing vapors.
Sufferin' Succotash. The great Sherlock Holmes.
A brassiere?
Stopped at the stationer's,
some trumped-up charlatan from gaining power.
Why are you bringing all of these men in here? Stick to your broomstick!
Let's get ready to scuffle!
The likes of me telling the likes of you what to put on his noggin?
Home of drunkard, thieves, and hairy, old whores.
Blend in like a common oaf. Yes.
It's just that Moriarty was the whetstone
Who is this genius pretender who's taken Moriarty's place,
The combination of the late hour and your drunkenness
You unforgiving turd. He saw I was about to jump to my death,
And make sure you get the banger and the beans.
Smudge of ink on your waistcoat, index finger of your right hand calloused from a quill...
Upon the lowering of my gavel,
Time remaining until bomb detonation, 55 seconds.
The last time you were in the morgue, you...
Your mustache betrayed a dusting of crumbs.
Green and proud. Not a blemish on your perfect skin.
♪ Is it pox?
He never would have left crumb behind
beautiful lateral incision there.
♪ Keep smiling and forget that frown
♪ Maybe gout
Do you see his propensity for violence?
They say her gaze curdle milk.
What you toff want?
Obsessed with the purifying effects of smoke.
Yes, you've outdo yourself this time.
"She defeated Sherlock Holmes and assassinate the Queen.
His mind radiate wisdom.
I'm arouse both mentally and physically.
A crime that has baffle even her closest advisors,
Your furrowed brow betray your lying lips.
Well, I deduce you might say that,
Because of you, you wank!
hunting for clues, much like a panther stalk its prey.
Gustav Klinger, I accuse you of poisoning Jimmy Gruber
Look, Watson, grief has scramble her brain.
is that I have devote my life to you.
I've been stab in the back.
The insect is infect with African plague.
Professor James Moriarty fled to the Americas
Not only did I bake it. I decorate it, too.
From now on, when people utter the name "Sherlock Holmes,"
which beg the question,
"Three days until I rewrite history and kill the queen."
Sherlock abandon Watson!
some trump-up charlatan from gaining power.
The killer still threaten to kill the Queen.
Are you positive I sha't regret this in the morning?
Under my own sworn duty, as a detective.
I meticulously inspect every nook and cranny of that study,
Metaphorically speaking, yes.
briskly, making a satisfying bang,
A deliciously large cake that I baked myself.
Elementary. This man is terminally ill.
I meticulously inspected every nook and cranny of that study,
I'm awfully sorry, Dr. Watson.
and he can begin life anew in America.
Gracefully dodge counterpunch.
This morally deficient creature,
We communicate without words, silently,
We found a freshly applied tattoo of a cross
I desperately need your help.
Completely and utterly alone.
I'm aroused both mentally and physically.
All aboard!
No, watching you flay the skin from his face so gently!
Yes, and they're literally waiting for it now.
Am I still talking out loud? You are. You are.
are somehow involved in this plot.
Put aside your ego and admit I am right.
Apparently,
Definitely takes four or five bites.
Not always, unfortunately.
Thank you my new friend! I'm in your debt forever!
Where could it possibly be?
You don't have to ask me twice to do a Dutch jig, but why?
You absolutely will.
We are truly in the golden age of medicine.
Utilize Tibetan ototoxic method
I'm not some vaporous, giggling, fainting maiden who...
that the sulfurous compounds of the common onion
Legs like oaken trunks,
Dr. Hart's work with the use of electroshock therapy
solver of the unsolvable, untier of Gordian knots,
Okinawan beard flip.
in a country with an unelected ruler
Look at him. His pallid complexion.
Clearly, he's had a severe blow to his occipital bone.
Excruciating abdominal pain.
I'm trying to untangle this baffling clue.
by your unwavering devotion to Mr. Holmes,
Oh! An audacious move. Quite unexpected.
The nefarious Gustav Klinger.
Unequivocal proof that this man
The infallible Sherlock Holmes has indeed spoken.
that fateful day I met the finest most compassionate most beautiful man I would ever have the honor to know.
and all that goes undetected in this great city.
Oh you beautiful green succulent bitch.
You lack the self-esteem to buy yourself such an extravagant bottle.
♪ Don't I feel triumphant?
have a fraternal bond,
It's shaped like a magnifying glass.
She was raised by feral cats.
whatever remains, however improbable,