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A young woman disenchanted with love mysteriously finds herself trapped inside a romantic comedy.
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But I'd love to turn water into a pinot grig'.
Come on, frittata are up.
or to go to the karaoke bar with your kickball team.
More gnocchi?
so I can find my mugger, so that, um, he can fight me a little bit,
Looks like someone got a pretty bad bonk on the head.
Don't know where all this crazy assertiveness is coming from.
Uno momento, signore.
Okay, she might not have to bleach her mustache,
Since when do you use the doorbell, Donny?
I guess it could be worse than a super hot billionaire.
On a scale of baguette to surface-to-air missile, how giant are we talking?
3.6 million permutation of how this could go together?
Which is unfair, 'cause sometimes I bring donut as well.
They have chlamydia and are actually quite hostile,
- Like fetal alpaca. - Mm-hm.
How did everyone know the choreography?
Except that you think koala are the cutest things ever.
like trampoline nude in public?
Technically, it is. It's avocado, smashed.
You wanna do a makeover montage?
Who likes butter pecan? What's wrong with you?
♪ My loneliness calls ♪
It's been a lifelong source of insecurity for me.
That's dopamine, that's your brain on drugs.
The kind you have at home? The kind a waiter has to bring over?
- I'm a jock out there. I'm a jock. - Come on!
Ah, funny, my Fitbit sometimes vibrate and says, "Wanna stroll?"
Oh, my God, I'm starving. I love you.
despise it more than, like, anything in the world.
for the actual presentation, and I applaud that.
and you lowered your shoulder and plow through 'em like a linebacker.
I choke all the time.
Oh, I scare you so bad.
Technically, it is. It's avocados, smash.
Who puts whip cream in a coffee?
Mother warn me.
- Why are we scream? - Donny!
- What? - You just bust through
I got mug by this childless sociopath.
First he knock me out, and then you try to steal my kidneys!
I think it's nice to be remind of how beautiful and full of love life can be.
♪ I've never seen you shine so bri... ♪
I stole your password and then I used Find My iPhone.
♪ You deserve the best in life ♪
Everything smell like lavender.
and your hands shake and your knees go weak,
I think I'm trap in a...
- I'm arrest you. - What for?
Okay. I think we're being drag into some dumb makeover montage.
And I would make 'em laugh,
And I stretch it out and you said, "You can have that one now."
that comes on to tell you what you're suppose to think.
Well, you invite me and sent the car, so...
Uh... I never shot you down.
so mercilessly that I went a solid decade
You were in a medically-induced coma for about 18 hours.
and utterly yourself.
Donna, you know, technically you're the office manager, right?
I'm gonna drop you off at the office on the way to my no plans whatsoever!
Maybe we should go out sometime, then.
This seems incredibly unnecessary, okay?
I mean, have you seen that movie? It's literally a masterpiece.
And I'm talking to myself out loud.
I basically just ran, like, a half marathon.
And obviously, we'll change your last name.
And apparently, there's no HR at any of those businesses in rom-com world,
Oh, my God, yes, we should definitely try on clothes.
♪ I love you, always, forever ♪
possibly getting a pay raise...
I don't normally wear heels because of the uneven weight distribution,
Once or twice. "Sorry, I'm just going to the toilet."
you have certainly thought about this a lot.
- Yeah, exactly, that's what I... - Bye.
I should've... I was gonna say something earlier.
Just 'cause we're two female colleagues, we don't automatically have to be enemies.
I don't know. Sometimes when I go into the big meetings,
The girl gets the guy, and then, finally, that's what makes her happy.
- That's quite hard. Yeah. - Yeah. I've got an ab-blaster.
I'm just extra invisible to a guy like that, you know?
Hey, Nat. I'm running late to a meeting. Can you clean this up for me?
- Technically, you almost died. - Yeah, I did.
No, you know what I mean. Like, super rich,
Wow, you're... you're quite beguiling, aren't you?
like, supe successful, a supe hunky guy.
and then I can leave this unbearable romantic world.
They're unimportant to me.
It's so insulting, don't you think?
Just preventative maintenance.
It's so unrealistic.
You're the most formidable architect in this firm.
Or we could do something less embarrassing,
I think it's one of the many girls that are obsessed with you.
knock me unconscious,
Actually, it was a really disappointing yacht party.
they have to be, like, mortal enemies.
No. In real life, people'd think she had muscular dystrophy.
...then maybe this will knock me back to my dull, ordinary life.
Please, just don't commit me to some super beautiful insane asylum.
Which is unfair, 'cause sometimes I bring donuts as well.
Hi, everyone, and thank you so much for coming to this modest little thing
'Cause that would be awful, right?
So dumb!
And everyone goes, "She's so charming."
But even if I see him again, a guy like that, I'm just invisible to.
You guys met at some fabulous yacht party.
When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel completely calm.
She's got a gorgeous mane of hair.
We met under, like, really intense circumstances.